My Family (TV Series)
Susan of Troy (2007)
Anne Robinson: Weakest Link Presenter
Quotes
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Weakest Link Presenter : So, Susan. Put your board down. Step to your right. I presume you've got blinds at home since you appear to be wearing your lounge curtains!
Susan Harper : Listen, you!
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Weakest Link Presenter : Ben, why did you vote for your own daughter?
Ben Harper : Well, she's got to learn that the first man on the moon was not Louis Armstrong!
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Weakest Link Presenter : And Michael, you volunteered your family for the show. Why?
Michael Harper : Because I'd recorded every episode of The Weakest Link. Then I transcribed all the questions, subdividing them into topics, then I plotted them against a graph of my own family's areas of interest and from that, I calculated that the only person who has a greater than 38% chance of beating me is Alfie!
Weakest Link Presenter : You don't have a girlfriend, do you, Michael?
Weakest Link Presenter : No.
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Weakest Link Presenter : And you, Alfie? A girlfriend?
Alfie Butts : Oh, that's... that's very kind of you to offer, Mrs Robinson! Though I find you very attractive, I suspect that I have yet to reach the appropriate level of maturity to fully do justice to your needs as a woman!
Weakest Link Presenter : I don't know, Alfie. Clean yourself up a bit and keep your mouth and who knows?
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Weakest Link Presenter : Susan, in legal jargon, who may be said to be called up to the Bar?
Susan Harper : Besides my mother, a barrister.
Grace : Charming!
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Weakest Link Presenter : So Susan, why Brad?
Susan Harper : Because it doesn't matter if I vote off one of my mother's husbands. There'll be another one along in a minute.
Grace : You're a fine one to talk!
Weakest Link Presenter : Something to say, Grace?
Grace : Ye- no, no, no, no! My daughter's led a perfect life!
Weakest Link Presenter : I think I sense tension!
Grace : I'm only saying she's made some bad decisions and I don't just mean Ben! Las Vegas, 1973?
Weakest Link Presenter : Las Vegas, Susan?
Ben Harper : What?
Susan Harper : I have no idea what... Can we move on?
Weakest Link Presenter : No, no! What did happen in Vegas?
Susan Harper : I don't remember!
Weakest Link Presenter : Grace, could you help us out here?
Grace : She had a quickie marriage!
Ben Harper : What?
Susan Harper : Mother, you are the weakest link - goodbye!
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Weakest Link Presenter : So Ben, why did you vote for Susan?
Ben Harper : Why? Well, because... she missed the question on the Periodic Table and she married another man!
Weakest Link Presenter : Susan, why Ben?
Susan Harper : Because he missed two of the questions.
Weakest Link Presenter : No, no, why did you marry him and what happened to Troy the wrestler?
Susan Harper : I don't think that's any of your business!
Ben Harper : Oh, I think it's mine, so what happened?