My Family (TV Series)

Susan of Troy (2007)

Daniela Denby-Ashe: Janey Harper

Quotes 

• Susan Harper : Right! Let's get this over with! If Anne Robinson says one thing about this dress, so help me, I'll fix her so she won't have to phone a friend, she'll have to phone a doctor!

  Janey Harper : Wrong show, mum. That's Deal Or No Deal.

  Susan Harper : So what's the one with Ant & Dec?

  Michael Harper : We are dead in the water!

• Ben Harper : I'm Ben Harper. I'm, er, 49... I'm a dentist. I'm from Chiswick.

  Susan Harper : Hello. I'm Susan Harper, I'm 46...

  Ben Harper : [laughs] 

  Susan Harper : ...and I also live in Chiswick, and I work in an art gallery.

  Michael Harper : I'm Michael Harper, I'm 18, I live in Chiswick and I'm not too old to be adopted.

  Alfie Butts : I'm Alfie Butts, I'm 26, I pay rent from a box room in Chiswick...

  Ben Harper : Oh, please!

  Alfie Butts : ...I'm unempl- I'm, I'm a musician!

  Janey Harper : I'm Janey Harper. I'm 25. I live in west London. I'm single. I like Colin Farrell films and romantic walks in the country. A nice car and holiday home are essential!

  Director : Cut!

  Janey Harper : What?

  Researcher : Is that your mummy?

  Kenzo Harper : [pause]  No!