Saints Row 2 (2008 Video Game)
Johnny Gat: [Boss shows up to the courtroom to free Gat] Shit! About time your burnt ass woke up.
Boss: [Tosses Gat his handcuff keys] You okay, Johnny?
Johnny Gat: Yeah. Aside from almost being sent to the chair, I'm fucking great.
Pierce: Sorry, girl. No self-respecting brother plays hacky-sack.
Donnie: Oh, shit!
Boss: You haven't seen me since your boss shot and stuffed me in the back of a car and the best you can give me is 'Oh shit'?
Donnie: You're supposed to be dead!
Boss: That'll work,now walk to the car...
Jessica: Babe, just let it go...
Maero: Who the fuck do the Saint's think they are turning me down?
Jessica: Sweetie, it's not a big deal, just kill em.
Boss: Carlos, where the fuck are you?
Jessica: I think your people skills need some work sweetie.
Boss: Jessica... how'd ya like Maero's new tattoo?
Jessica: Actually, I think it's pretty sexy... rugged,tough...
Jessica: That's cute.
Boss: I try, now what the fuck do you want?
Jessica: Well, I just wanted to let you know since you were nice enough to give my man a makeover I should return the favor... don't worry, by the time we're through with him Carlos will look just as handsome as Maero.
Boss: Listen up you fuckin' bitch!
Jessica: Of course I don't have access to the same materials you did, but I figure we can make do.
Boss: When I find you...
Jessica: I'm sure you'll do something scary. Do me a favor. When you're scraping up your buddies face, just remember, Maero gave you a chance to be his partner.
Johnny Gat: [Boss annihilates vehicle] Aah, this is the fucking life.
Johnny Gat: [Boss mauls a fence] I'm not paying for that!
Boss: You see Gat out there?
Shaundi: He's fine. He's still out there killing cops.
Main Character Hispanic Female: I'm dangerous AND sexy.
Dane Vogel: You can't build an ivory tower without killing a few elephants.
Male Ganger: [when the Boss has worn the same clothes for too long] Since when is smelling like a hobo considered gangsta?