Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)

New Employee (2007)

Selena Gomez: Alex Russo

Quotes 

• Alex Russo , Harper : [singing]  What's that? A hat! Crazy, funky, junky hat. Overslept, hair unsightly. Trying to look like Keira Knightly. We've been there, we've done that, we see right through your funky hat!

• [last lines] 

  Alex Russo , Harper , Theresa Russo : [singing]  We see right through your funky hat!

  [Theresa grabs the brim of her hat] 

  Alex Russo : Mom, don't add your own moves! This isn't the eighties; this isn't Footgrease music.

  Theresa Russo : It's Footloose or Grease. And those movies were great. C'mon, pick your moves up.

  Alex Russo , Harper , Theresa Russo : What's that? A hat! Crazy, funky, chunky hat. Overslept, hair unsightly.

  [Alex and Harper steal out of the room] 

  Theresa Russo : Trying to look like Keira Knightly.

  [she leans back on a footstool, and mimes the water scene from Flashdance] 

  Theresa Russo : And pull the cord! Pull the cord! Pull the cord!

• Customer #1 : Just give me the Bronc-strami, a large root beer and, uh, a slice of that coffee cake over there, huh.

  Harper : Really? Here's what I do. I get the half order because it's just as filling and half the price.

  Alex Russo : Harper!

  Harper : What? That's what I do! Oh, and get the small soda because it's free refills.

  Alex Russo : Harper! When I said 'Harper' I meant stop talking!