- Herbert T. Gillis: We are stuck together until Dobie gets back, so I don't want you to get in my way.
- Maynard G. Krebs: Right. You go your way, and I'll go mine.
- [Herbert sees a nemesis coming into the store]
- Herbert T. Gillis: Right. And my way happens to be to get out of sight. Here comes that loud-mouth Mrs Fogarty who's always complaining about how much I chisel her.
- Maynard G. Krebs: And my way is over there to the comic books. I sure do dig Mighty Mouse.
- Herbert T. Gillis: Maynard, come back here. Help me out. Tell her I'm not here.
- Maynard G. Krebs: Well...
- Herbert T. Gillis: I'll give you fifty cents.
- Maynard G. Krebs: Well...
- Herbert T. Gillis: I'll give you seventy-five cents.
- Maynard G. Krebs: Well, make it a quarter and it's a deal.
- Herbert T. Gillis: It's a deal, and tell her I'm outta town.
- Maynard G. Krebs: And there are some people who say I ain't shrewd.
- Mrs Fogarty: Where is that low-down, crooked, good-for-nothing Herbert T. Gillis?
- Maynard G. Krebs: Oh, you know him, huh?
- [Dobie finally shows his Dad and Maynard how to remove the Gypsy Love Link from their fingers]
- Dobie Gillis: See - nothing to it.
- Herbert T. Gillis: Amazing.
- Maynard G. Krebs: Inedible.