When Pryor's pretty new drum majorette, Lottie Lee McQuiddy, mistakes non-athletic Dobie for a football player, he doesn't correct her since he knows she is only attracted to such types. Dobie goes further and says he's a quarterback. To bolster the story, Dobie talks Coach Prendergast into letting him join the team, knowing that he will never have to set foot on the field since there are already three quarterbacks. Dobie talking to Lottie Lee, let alone wanting to date her, doesn't sit well with her hulking but dimwitted boyfriend, Stanislau "Roadblock" Jahurski, a football player at S.C. Dental, against who Pryor has a big game on the weekend. Roadblock vows to get even with Dobie, and decides to do that on the football field at the big game, not knowing that Dobie isn't actually playing. Roadblock may get his wish when Pryor's first, second and third string quarterbacks all become incapacitated. Dobie tries whatever he can to become ineligible to play, or hopes the coach will find ... Written by
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The title makes reference to the Roaring Twenties song (and subsequent dance craze) "The Varsity Drag" (1927) written by Ray Henderson
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Gillis, I warned you not to see my ladyfriend Lottie Lee on penalty of instant mayhem.
Maynard G. Krebs
Golly, Mr. Roadhouse, that must have slipped Dobie's mind because him and Lottie Lee have been out day and night.