When Alan has to go renew his driver's license, he convinces Charlie to help Jake with book report. But when Charlie takes Jake to the track, instead, Jake's horse comes in.

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Charlie promises to help Jake prepare a book report, due Monday, while Alan goes to DMV, but sugar Uncle tells the lazy kid to take it easy all Saturday till the deadline starts itching, as he does with a jingle deadline. Although doing the gambler's homework is lost on Jake, sheer luck makes him win over $1,000 on impossible odds. Allan was dumb enough to give his number -he bragged about getting a nice low one by calling in for an appointment- away to a young mother, obviously unworthy of help, and wants to confiscate the winnings for a not yet existing college fund, but Charlie insists to let him spend it, alas after a few minor luxuries on something nobody enjoys in the end... Written by KGF Vissers

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Comedy | Romance

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30 April 2007 (USA)  »

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The title refers to the off-color humor magazine of the 1920's and 1930's "Captain Willy's Whiz Bang" that was mentioned in the song "Ya Got Trouble" from the musical The Music Man. See more »

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After giving his uncle a $100.00 Jake could not have had $1106.00 he said he had to buy the dirt bike. See more »

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Alan Harper: Listen, I... I need to ask you for a favor.
Charlie Harper: [drunk] Your needs. Your needs. What about my needs?
Alan Harper: Are you capable of having a conversation?
Charlie Harper: Capable? I just spent twenty minutes discussing open-toed shoes with a fat man from Rangoon. He's a Rangooooooonian.
Alan Harper: We'll talk in the morning.
Charlie Harper: I wouldn't count on it.
Charlie Harper: Go ahead, you talk. I'll cook.
Alan Harper: It's 11:30. What are you cooking?
Charlie Harper: Good question. And I can give you the answer in two words: my famous homemade chili.
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References Jerry Maguire (1996) See more »

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Two and a Half Men - Titelsong
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