Earl: [on having to leave their hotel room] Yeah, we did have some good times here. The gas leak was scary, though.
Randy: It wasn't that bad. We slept through most of it.
Randy: [breaking into Ruby's apartment by kicking the door in while she sleeps] Woo-hoo! Robbing the deaf!
Ruby Whitlow: [does not want to hear Earl's explanations and covers her eyes with her hand] I'm not listening!
Earl: Next, I went to visit Joy's minister. I figured it would help to have a man of God as a character witness.
Reverend: The last time Joy was in church, she showed up in a denim bikini. When I told her it was inappropriate, she said 'What? You think Jesus wouldn't want some of this?'
Earl: I'll put you down as a 'No' then.