As a child Jack Brooks witnessed the brutal murder of his family. Now a young man he struggles with a pestering girlfriend, therapy sessions that resolve nothing, and night classes that ... See full summary »
A group of men head to a remote village to help one of their friends get over his divorce; when they get there, though, they discover that all the women have been infected with a virus that makes them man-hating cannibals.
A slacker awakes to find himself weak and wrapped in a webbing; after realizing that the world has been taken over by giant alien insects, he wakes a ragtag group of strangers and together they fight for survival.
Centuries ago, Baron Wolfgang MacLaren vanquished the Vampire Queen Carmilla in the remote Cragwich; however, before decapitating the evil vampire, she curses the locals and descendants of the baron, swearing that every woman would turn into a lesbian vampire on the eighteenth birthday. On the present days, the clumsy and naive cuckold Jimmy is dumped again by his girlfriend Judy and misses her. His best friend Fletch is fired in his job of clown after hitting an annoying boy. The two friends are broken and decide to camp in the countryside to forget their problems, and Jimmy throws a dart in a map in a pub to decide where they should go. They head to Cragwich and when they arrive in the bar Baron's Rest, they see four hot girls leaving the place in a Kombi. The innkeeper offers the old Mircalla cottage in the woods for them, the same place the girls will lodge. Meanwhile, Lotte, Heide, Anke and Trudi have trouble with their van and Jimmy and Fletch reach them in the forest and they ... Written by
Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Yep, lesbian vampires. Just another one of God's cruel tricks to get on my tits. Even dead women'd sooner sleep with each other than get with me it would appear. But eatin' me alive, oh no, that's fine. Next time he'll have me bummed by a big gay werewolf I swear.
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This movie is up there with Hitchcocks Psycho as a classic that will forever be known as a hidden diamond. Prejudice viewers will often see the title and refuse to watch this brilliant film, but in the end it is them who are going to miss out!
The acting in superb in this master piece, the gags are ever lasting with some memorable quotes that will forever exist in the English literature. But it does not end there, with the storyline demonstrating the bond that is felt between two friends on a quest and the loyalty that one must always hold true to their bro. To put this movie into comparison, one needn't look further then The Omen to see that it is everything that is this "horror", only better with more cock swords.
Anyone who refuses to watch this at a movie night, even though the votes are for it and the people voting against it have been proved to have poor judgment and a lack of humanity, should move to Frankston so as to join the uneducated in ignorance and inbred herpes.
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