MOVIEmeter
SEE RANK
Down 191 this week

Vampire Killers (2009)
"Lesbian Vampire Killers" (original title)

 -  Action | Comedy | Horror  -  20 March 2009 (UK)
5.2
Your rating:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 -/10 X  
Ratings: 5.2/10 from 15,197 users  
Reviews: 87 user | 105 critic

Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.

Director:

Writers:

(screenplay), (screenplay)
0Check in
0Share...

Watch Now

From $9.99 on Amazon Instant Video

Editors' Spotlight

Emmy Awards 2014

We have the winners, photos and more in our 2014 Emmys section.


User Lists

Related lists from IMDb users

a list of 49 titles
created 03 Oct 2011
 
a list of 41 titles
created 09 Jan 2012
 
a list of 40 titles
created 23 Apr 2012
 
a list of 36 titles
created 25 Jul 2012
 
a list of 30 titles
created 10 months ago
 

Related Items

Search for "Vampire Killers" on Amazon.com

Connect with IMDb


Share this Rating

Title: Vampire Killers (2009)

Vampire Killers (2009) on IMDb 5.2/10

Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? Use the HTML below.

Take The Quiz!

Test your knowledge of Vampire Killers.
1 win & 1 nomination. See more awards »

Videos

Photos

Learn more

People who liked this also liked... 

Lesbian Sex and Sexuality (TV Mini-Series 2007)
Documentary
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  

A six-episode series which explores lesbian sexuality and desire.

Stars: Peter Born, Julie Goldman, Sarena Kennedy
Action | Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  

As a child Jack Brooks witnessed the brutal murder of his family. Now a young man he struggles with a pestering girlfriend, therapy sessions that resolve nothing, and night classes that ... See full summary »

Director: Jon Knautz
Stars: Robert Englund, Trevor Matthews, Daniel Kash
Action | Adventure | Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Director: John Bacchus
Stars: Darian Caine, Erin Brown, Jade Duboir
Action | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  

A woman infiltrates a factory producing subservient young women in order to steal from its bank account.

Director: Lloyd A. Simandl
Stars: Klara Hlouska, James Babson, Julia Crow
Gavin & Stacey (TV Series 2007)
Comedy | Romance
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  

Gavin and Stacey have been continuing their romance on-line and by telephone for the last six months. Now they want to be together but will their friends and family let them?

Stars: Joanna Page, Mathew Horne, Alison Steadman
Alone (2002)
Horror | Mystery | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  

Experience the fear as you're sucked into the disturbed mind of Alex. Tormented by harrowing voices of the past Alex searches for the one girl who can silence the horror of a tortured soul.... See full summary »

Director: Phil Claydon
Stars: Miriam Margolyes, John Shrapnel, Laurel Holloman
Action | Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6/10 X  

Transfer student Monami has a secret and a past that has caught up with Mizushima. Deceiving Mizushima into eating a token gift of chocolate, laced with her blood, he is then catapulted ... See full summary »

Directors: Yoshihiro Nishimura, Naoyuki Tomomatsu
Stars: Yukie Kawamura, Takumi Saitô, Eri Otoguro
Lesbian Cops (2011)
Crime
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Directors: David Aslan, Aaron Burnett
Stars: Kayla L. Chaikin, William Thomas Jones, Ray Klein
Infestation (2009)
Action | Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6/10 X  

A slacker awakes to find himself weak and wrapped in a webbing; after realizing that the world has been taken over by giant alien insects, he wakes a ragtag group of strangers and together they fight for survival.

Director: Kyle Rankin
Stars: Chris Marquette, Brooke Nevin, Kinsey Packard
Doghouse (2009)
Comedy | Horror | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  

A group of men head to a remote village to help one of their friends get over his divorce; when they get there, though, they discover that all the women have been infected with a virus that makes them man-hating cannibals.

Director: Jake West
Stars: Danny Dyer, Noel Clarke, Emil Marwa
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
Stars: James Corden, Mathew Horne, Mathew Baynton
Edit

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
...
Margarita Hall ...
Daughter of Darkness 1
...
Daughter of Darkness 2
...
Jimmy
...
...
Ms Rossi
...
Fletch
...
Steve
...
Blonde
...
Lotte
...
Anke
...
Trudi
...
Heidi
John Pierce Jones ...
Landlord (as John Pierce-Jones)
...
Sidney Goatherder No.7 / The Storyteller
Edit

Storyline

Centuries ago, Baron Wolfgang MacLaren vanquished the Vampire Queen Carmilla in the remote Cragwich; however, before decapitating the evil vampire, she curses the locals and descendants of the baron, swearing that every woman would turn into a lesbian vampire on the eighteenth birthday. On the present days, the clumsy and naive cuckold Jimmy is dumped again by his girlfriend Judy and misses her. His best friend Fletch is fired in his job of clown after hitting an annoying boy. The two friends are broken and decide to camp in the countryside to forget their problems, and Jimmy throws a dart in a map in a pub to decide where they should go. They head to Cragwich and when they arrive in the bar Baron's Rest, they see four hot girls leaving the place in a Kombi. The innkeeper offers the old Mircalla cottage in the woods for them, the same place the girls will lodge. Meanwhile, Lotte, Heide, Anke and Trudi have trouble with their van and Jimmy and Fletch reach them in the forest and they ... Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis

Taglines:

After Twilight, The Real Party Starts See more »

Genres:

Action | Comedy | Horror

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for language, sexual content and horror violence | See all certifications »

Parents Guide:

 »
Edit

Details

Country:

Language:

Release Date:

20 March 2009 (UK)  »

Also Known As:

Vampire Killers  »

Box Office

Opening Weekend:

£648,634 (UK) (20 March 2009)

Gross:

£1,581,373 (UK) (3 April 2009)
 »

Company Credits

Show detailed on  »

Technical Specs

Runtime:

| (European Film Market)

Sound Mix:

Color:

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1
See  »
Edit

Did You Know?

Trivia

In 2003 when the script was first created, the writers, both MTV producers at the time, intended to make the film themselves as a 'straight to DVD' B-Movie. Paul Hupfield was set to direct, and Stewart Williams was due to play the part of Fletch. See more »

Quotes

Fletch: Yep, lesbian vampires. Just another one of God's cruel tricks to get on my tits. Even dead women'd sooner sleep with each other than get with me it would appear. But eatin' me alive, oh no, that's fine. Next time he'll have me bummed by a big gay werewolf I swear.
See more »


Soundtracks

Under The Moon Of Love
(Boyce / Lee)
Published by Universal Music Publishing MGB Ltd
Performed by Showaddywaddy
Licensed courtesy of Demon Music Group Ltd (P) 1976
See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

 
What did you expect?
9 April 2009 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

This is for everyone who didn't like this movie. What did you expect. Really, what did you expect? You went to see a movie called Lesbian Vampire Killers. It had the lesbians, it had the vampires and oh yes, there were killings. Okay, it wasn't the best movie ever. The style was kind of like heroes meets sean of the dead. But it was as funny as other good comedies, it kept me entertained from start to finish mostly because of the lesbians but that's neither here nor there and although the plot was simple it was a nice idea. Essentially unless you like lesbians vampires and killings, and unless you one of those people who sees Matthew Horne throwing a sword at the bad guy who is in the middle of his two friends and think 'that doesn't make any sense he could have missed and hit James Corden, why didn't he just stab the sword' instead of thinking 'wow that was kick ass' then don't go and see this movie because you won't enjoy it.


98 of 142 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you?

Message Boards

Recent Posts
Annoying, mostly irrelevant plot hole BoxOfficePoison
'Bummed by gay werewolves' adrian_Vg
One of the best comedy/horror movies I've seen... see for yourself ThresholdDweller
Steve Coogan parodied this genre eight years ago... Max_Planck
Confusing Title Micubano
BLATENT PEGG + FROST WANNABE'S monstersandrobots
Discuss Vampire Killers (2009) on the IMDb message boards »

Contribute to This Page

Create a character page for:
?