Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)

Director:

Phil Claydon

Writers:

Stewart Williams (screenplay) and
Paul Hupfield (screenplay)

Release Date:

20 March 2009 (UK)

Genre:

Action | Comedy | Horror

Tagline:

Two no-hopers. One cursed village. One hell of a night!

Plot:

Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.

Plot Keywords:

Vampire | Lesbian | Blood | Female Nudity | Breasts

Awards:

1 win

Cast

James Corden	...	Fletch
Mathew Horne	...	Jimmy
MyAnna Buring	...	Lotte
Vera Filatova	...	Eva
Paul McGann	...	Vicar
Silvia Colloca	...	Carmilla
Lucy Gaskell	...	Judy
Louise Dylan	...	Anke
Ashley Mulheron	...	Trudi
Tiffany Mulheron	...	Heidi
Emer Kenny	...	Rebecca
John Pierce Jones	...	Landlord
Emma Clifford	...	Ms Rossi
Travis Oliver	...	Steve
Susie Amy	...	Blonde

Also Known As:

L.V.K. (Europe) (short title)
Vampire Killers (USA)

MPAA:

Rated R for language, sexual content and horror violence.

Runtime:

86 min | Germany:88 min (European Film Market)

Country:

UK

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Certification:

UK:15 | Ireland:16 | Australia:MA | New Zealand:R16 | Netherlands:12 | Iceland:16 | Finland:K-13 | Portugal:M/16 | Singapore:M18 | USA:R (certificate #45689) | Brazil:14 | Ireland:18 (DVD rating)

Filming Locations:

Luton Hoo Estate, Luton, Bedfordshire, England, UK

Company:

Alliance Films

Trivia:

Ashley Mulheron was initially envisioned for the role of Heidi.

Movie Connections:

Spoofs Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Cheesy but I liked it.

This is without a doubt a movie all teenage boys wish they could have made. Dumb without a doubt. No real worth other than cheeky humor and showing off women in a tawdry way. But come on this is what the entire movie was about.

I hope that the budget wasn't all that much so that maybe they can do a sequel with werewolves so that Fletch can get what he asked for in this movie.

To all the people out there why slam a movie when the movie was made to be like this. It's not like they were trying to make another Dracula (1992). This was nothing but fun campy humor. And well done at that.