Vampire Killers
(2009)
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Vampire Killers
(2009)
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Margarita Hall | ... |
Daughter of Darkness 1
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Sianad Gregory | ... |
Daughter of Darkness 2
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| Mathew Horne | ... |
Jimmy
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| Lucy Gaskell | ... |
Judy
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| Emma Clifford | ... |
Ms Rossi
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| James Corden | ... |
Fletch
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| Travis Oliver | ... |
Steve
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| Susie Amy | ... |
Blonde
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| MyAnna Buring | ... |
Lotte
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| Louise Dylan | ... |
Anke
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| Ashley Mulheron | ... |
Trudi
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| Tiffany Mulheron | ... |
Heidi
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John Pierce Jones | ... |
Landlord
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| Steve Clark-Hall | ... |
Sidney Goatherder No.7 /
The Storyteller
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Centuries ago, Baron Wolfgang MacLaren vanquished the Vampire Queen Carmilla in the remote Cragwich; however, before decapitating the evil vampire, she curses the locals and descendants of the baron, swearing that every woman would turn into a lesbian vampire on the eighteenth birthday. On the present days, the clumsy and naive cuckold Jimmy is dumped again by his girlfriend Judy and misses her. His best friend Fletch is fired in his job of clown after hitting an annoying boy. The two friends are broken and decide to camp in the countryside to forget their problems, and Jimmy throws a dart in a map in a pub to decide where they should go. They head to Cragwich and when they arrive in the bar Baron's Rest, they see four hot girls leaving the place in a Kombi. The innkeeper offers the old Mircalla cottage in the woods for them, the same place the girls will lodge. Meanwhile, Lotte, Heide, Anke and Trudi have trouble with their van and Jimmy and Fletch reach them in the forest and they ... Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
So I can't understand the poor rating for this film, except to think it was marketed to the wrong people (by accident).
What this film is not... 1) A horror film. There are no scares, it's not a fright fest. It's not even really what I would term "gory". 2) This is not Evil Dead, or Shawn or the Dead, but more like Army of Darkness. 3) This is not a porn film, there is little nudity, but if you like to see hot ladies, barely clothed, then...
What this film is... 1) Pure camp and all out laughs 2) lots of action and hilarious special effects. 3) An amazing soundtrack even for a high budget A movie. 4) Non stop memorable scenes and one liners. Based on a lot of reviews from IMDb, critics, and other sites, it seems many who watched this film expected something quite different. To me it's a modern day comic masterpiece Cordon as Fletch and McGann as the Vicar were my favorite characters. The beautiful lead vampires played by Silvia and Vera were amazing and right there as well. The rest of the cast (Mathew and Myanna especially) were also great and did just what they needed to do.
This movie is fun sober or wasted. Enjoy either way just take things a little less seriously...