Super Sweet 16: The Movie (2007 TV Movie)
Taylor: Isn't it amazing how the internet makes everything you say sound 300 times sluttier.
Taylor: I am so sick of High School. I need to go to collage, I don't have the grades. Damn!
Taylor: I'm so over High School, time to go to College... Wait I don't have the grades
Taylor: Does she always get what she wants?
Sarah: I don't always get what I want, I never get what I want
Taylor: Oh, who do you think you are? Those aren't even REAL dreadlocks! You're Jafakin!
Sophie: Uh, I'm Sophie. You must be Jacquie. Sarah talks so much about you, I don't know whether to hug you or choke you.
[Taylor arrives at school]
Sophie: And speaking of choking...
Taylor: All famous designers have really memorable last names. Think about it; Calvin Klein, Gianni Versace, Banana Republic.
Chloe: I may not be a size 1 or 2, but I have more talent in my thumbnail than you do in your self-obsessed-no-talent-design little scrawny behind!
Chloe Spears: And next year, when I turn 18... I'm totally gonna be America's Next Top Modle!
Brian: [looks up from his book] Ahah!
Chloe Spears: Shut. Up. Brian!
Sarah: Um, you're running the airconditioning with your doors open.
Taylor: Your point being? It's hot out here.
Brian: Man, I can't believe they splitin' up the parties, just doesn't make sense!
Sophie: I know, it's like a disvorce!
Brian: Yeah, like Kevin Federline and Britney Spears!
Sophie: Damn straight!
Brian: Like Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston!
Sophie: Hell yeah!
Brian: Like Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston!
Sophie: That's enough!
[hits his thigh and storms off]
Brian: [watches her leave] Like Whitney and Bobby?
Shannon: Ever since your party went down the tubes, you've been trying to pimp off someone elses! First Zoey's and Chloe's... Now Jacquie's.
Randy: [Brian and Shannon walk off, Randy turns towards Taylor] Ehh, mama, where you goin'? I think it's time that me and you, we get together.
Shannon: Ehh, little man. Let's go do this interview...
Randy: You see I'm a baller, you know, you see- you see the grills
[flashes his braces]
Shannon: [pushes Randy away] That's my sister, buddie!
Randy: [yells off in the distance] Ehh, hey, hey, hey! Call me!
Taylor: [whispers] Call me!
Brian: [Brian, Shannon, and Randy walking through a crowded hall, watching Shannon's video] Whoo! I like - I like my girls - Well, she fine! I'ma sayin', I like my girls with a li'l more meat on 'em, ya know what I'm sayin'?
Shannon: You like 'em fat, man. You like 'em fat...
Brian: She too skinny, she like a flamingo, right here.
Taylor: Hey! Little brother, Sidekick!
[snaps her fingers twice]
Shannon: [looks at Brian] She called you 'Sidekick', man.
Brian: [scratching his head] I know, I ain't no phone.
Sarah: Oh, and remember, the Devil did wear Parada!
[snaps her fingers]
Taylor: [Shannon walks into the room, filming Taylor, as she turns around to see him, and storms up] TURN THAT DAMN THING OFF!
[snatches the camera from his hands, and throws it on the coffee table]
Shannon: [throws his hands up in defence] Okay!
Taylor: If you do ANYTHING to ruin my party, I will make your life a living Hell!
[grabs his wrists and pulls him closer, while taking a step closer, and letting go]
Shannon: I-I knew it!
[beams with victory, yet ashamed of his sister]
Taylor: What's your problem, loser?
[she looks at him in disgust and walks over to the love seat to sit down]