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Who would have thought that a movie featuring countless semi-naked ladies could be so boring? Stripper Academy achieves this remarkable distinction. It's one of those rare films where you can't even say, 'it sure sucked but at least there was plenty of nude women'. While there certainly are a lot of strippers in this, the only routine that seemed at all erotic was the one given by the professional pole dancer to the academy pupils. She was hot and she knew what she was doing but otherwise the movie seems to be full of unsexy routines and painful comedy. It never fails to amaze me that people actually write screenplays as awful as this and then have them made into movies. Seriously, Stripper Academy makes Police Academy look like Goodfellas; where Police Academy had a character who could make all manner of noises with his voice, Stripper Academy has an obese woman who farts constantly. It's unbelievable.
There's only so much you can expect from a film called Stripper Academy I guess. However, this film doesn't work on any level. I wouldn't expect you to be entertained by this.
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