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"ER" In a Different Light (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

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[Bernie is a hung-over patient who is yelling to God that he's going to die]

Dr. Kevin Moretti: [over the loudspeaker] Bernie, this is God! Hurry it up already!

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[Frank is looking up the genealogy of everyone in the ER]

Frank Martin: Hey Pratt, mazel tov!

Dr. Gregory Pratt: You having a stroke, Frank?

Frank Martin: Did you know that your great-great-great-grandmother on your mother's side was an Ethiopian Jew?

Dr. Archie Morris: Wow, black and Jewish. You're like County's own Sammy Davis, Jr.

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Frank Martin: What the heck is speed dating?

Dr. Archie Morris: It's a way for losers to meet other losers fast.

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Dr. Dustin Crenshaw: Any trouble voiding?

Dr. Neela Rasgotra: No, my Foley's out.

Dr. Dustin Crenshaw: Are you still passing gas?

Dr. Lucien Dubenko: Would you stop, Dusty? I think she's been through enough already.

Dr. Dustin Crenshaw: No going home until Neela makes a poo-poo.

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Dr. Abby Lockhart: Ma'am, what brings you here today?

Woman in waiting room: I'm here for the air. County air is very therapeutic.

Dr. Abby Lockhart: Okay... so you don't want to see a doctor or anything? You're just here to...

Woman in waiting room: Breathe.

Dr. Abby Lockhart: Right. Knock yourself out.

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Nurse Samantha Taggart: A toast: to meeting nice guys.

Nurse Chuny Marquez: To falling in love.

Nurse Dawn Archer: To sex without batteries.

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Dr. Abby Lockhart: Hi. I got some magazines. And your favorite, gummy worms.

Dr. Neela Rasgotra: [not paying attention] Thank you.

Dr. Abby Lockhart: And um, and Brad Pitt. He's outside. He's over Angelina and the whole adoption thing, and he wants you.

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