Thalia's latest kick is that she wants an athlete, as professional athletes make lots of money. Football team captain Milton is that athlete of choice, whereas Dobie is nowhere close to being an athlete of any sort. As Dobie goes through the list of sports at which he may try to excel, that exercise which yields nothing, he figures that he can bluff his way into being an athlete. The school doesn't have a boxing team, so he can pretend to be an expert fighter. The key to the bluff is to beat up a known athletic entity. Dobie is certain that Moose McCullough, a Central High School graduate and who is known as the best athlete Central High has ever produced, will take a fall for him, as more than anything Moose believes in love. Moose agrees to Dobie's proposition. The staged fight works, which results in Dobie getting Thalia and being known far and wide as "The Fist". What Dobie doesn't account for is anyone calling his bluff, that person being Milton, who wants Thalia back, and who ... Written by
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When Maynard gives Thalia Dobie's X-Ray, Dobie say "And this is no foot." And Thalia agrees, even saying "Ah you're right, it's a hand." Yet you can clearly see that it is a foot. See more
[when Dobie enters Charlie Wong's Ice Cream Parlor a Frankie Laine-style singer is heard
Top Fist! fierce as a lion / Top Fist! quick as a snake ' He'll break your jaw without tryin' / He'll make you suffer and ache / He's rough and he's tough, but he's tender / He never hits children or girls / Or women of the opposite gender / Or kittens or puppies or squirrels...
Performed by Bob Denver See more