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"John from Cincinnati" His Visit: Day One (TV Episode 2007) Poster

Quotes

[first lines]

John Monad: The end is near.

Linc Stark: Amen my brother.

[Linc turns and sees a group of people walking]

Linc Stark: Those illegals act like it's just another day at the beach.

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[Linc and John are watching Mitch surf]

Linc Stark: You know Mitch Yost?

John Monad: Mitch Yost should get back in the game.

Linc Stark: Couple of fun ones, eh, Mitch?

John Monad: You should get back in the game Mitch Yost.

Mitch Yost: [to John] You should mind your own business.

[to Linc]

Mitch Yost: Go fuck yourself.

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John Monad: Some things I know and some things I don't know.

Vietnam Joe: Tell me something you know.

John Monad: The end is near.

Vietnam Joe: Feel that way half the time myself.

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John Monad: Some things I know, and some things I don't.

Vietnam Joe: I'll drop you off at Butchie's. He may know where Mitch is, get you your health insurance. Then I'm gonna roll a fucking fattie!

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[last lines]

John Monad: I got my eye on you, Bill.

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Mitch Yost: [steps on a syringe in the sand] God damn it. A syringe. Maybe it's one of Butchiee's.

Linc Stark: What's happened with Butchiee is one of the biggest mistakes of my life.

Mitch Yost: Yeah, well, now he's proven to the world he can fuck up just fine without a sponsor.

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Linc Stark: [to Mitch] Trust the devil you know.

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John Monad: What do you want Butchie Yost?

Butchie Yost: I want to see some dope come out of your pockets for my twenty three hundred.

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Cissy Yost: [Mitch has told Cissy that he believes he has a brain tumor as a result of his levitation] Why would you think you got brain cancer?

Mitch Yost: I was hallucinating.

Cissy Yost: You been getting high?

Mitch Yost: No, it wasn't a hallucination. It's not like acid.

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Bill Jacks: Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

Shaun Yost: He's alive.

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John Monad: I don't know Butchie instead.

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Cissy Yost: [to Security Guard, referring to Gary] This guy made a half ass pass at me.

Gary: I am a diabetic! I did no such thing.

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Bill Jacks: [Bill and Shaun are riding together in Bill's truck. Bill is being passed on the road by drivers. To the first car that passes him] Up your ass!

[to the second]

Bill Jacks: Up your nose with a rubber hose.

[to the third]

Bill Jacks: Fuck you!

[Bill turns to Shaun]

Bill Jacks: Excuse me, I lost my temper.

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John Monad: Room 24 shall give up its dead, and the dead shall be forgiven.

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Butchie Yost: [on the phone] I'm disappointed, Freddy. I'm out the twenty three hundred. I got the other guy.

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Butchie Yost: [to John] Into your pockets, brother. So we don't start not getting along.

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Butchie Yost: This fucking Platinum card's got that rocket fuel. Broom-broom.

John Monad: Broom!

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Mitch Yost: [to Cissy] In the lot, after I surfed, I was up in the air.

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Shaun Yost: I'm supposed to surf the Event Huntington.

Butchie Yost: Your Grandfather sign off on that?

Shaun Yost: Gran did.

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Meyer Dickstein: [to Ramon] This is Snuck Harbor's new owner, Ramon. Mr. Cunningham.

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Barry Cunningham: I'm a winner of the Mega Millions Lottery.

Ramon Gaviota: Woah...

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Shaun Yost: Is Zippy dead?

Bill Jacks: It's alright. This happens.

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Bill Jacks: [to Zippy] Well give the kid a kiss too, as long as you're being stupid.

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Butchie Yost: Now's your shot.

Mitch Yost: Yeah, let me give you today's excuse for shooting up.

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Butchie Yost: I remember him. We were in the sixth grade together. It's Barry the Fairy.

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Bill Jacks: [as Barry attempts to kill himself] Hey! Barry, Barry, Barry! What's the matter with you?

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Mitch Yost: I just found out I'm pretty sick. Am I up in the air right now? It's the tumors big symptom.

Butchie Yost: If that's a tumor, where do I sign up?

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Mitch Yost: What happened to Butchie is not happening to Shaun.

Cissy Yost: Shaun doesn't have to be Butchie.

Mitch Yost: You're still you, aren't you Cissy? You entered Shaun into the contest today.

Cissy Yost: He entered. I signed the form as guardian.

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Shaun Yost: [after Cissy is arrested] Pigs got grandma.

Bill Jacks: Haven't I told you not to use that word.

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Meyer Dickstein: Butchie Yost revolutionized surfing, Ramon.

Ramon Gaviota: I think you're a little old for hero worship.

Meyer Dickstein: [to Meyer and Ramon] Ladies.

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Bill Jacks: I got my eye on you.

John Monad: I got my eye on you.

Bill Jacks: No, I got my eye on you.

John Monad: No, I got my eye on you.

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Butchie Yost: No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. John! John! Somebody call an ambulance. Johnny Monad just put that waive in I.C.U.

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Meyer Dickstein: I know the WMD fiasco in Iraq is fresh in both our memories, Ramon.

Ramon Gaviota: There were none.

Meyer Dickstein: And I may be as wrong in my intelligence estimate as the CIA, but the man who just purchased this motel doesn't strike me as the most pleasant person.

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John Monad: Deal with the kid's in the works.

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John Monad: We are all frail vessels.

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John Monad: Butchie's mom hurt Barry's head.

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John Monad: Where Ramon is from, they would build Mitch a shrine.

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John Monad: One good blow job rocks the Jew lawyer's world.

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John Monad: Shaun will soon be gone.

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Bill Jacks: How can they be messing around when Cissy is in police custody?

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Barry Cunningham: Extraordinary! Even as I try to close the libros of this sordid edifice, write fini to the story of my deflowering at ten in Room twenty four.

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Mitch Yost: We oughta get wet.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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