Sam and Max: Reality 2.0 (2007 Video Game)

David Nowlin: Sam

Quotes 

• Sam : Do you have any... dual-core processors with 512 MB cache?

  Bosco : [with bad 'medieval' accent, wearing 'elvish' ear]  Nay!

  Sam : Do you have any chimpanzee-sized diapers?

  Bosco : Nay.

  Sam : Do you have any barbecue plankton chips?

  Bosco : Nay.

  Sam : Do you have any keychains with a +8 modifier to dexterity?

  Bosco : I wish.

  Sam : Do you have any... self-respect?

  Bosco : Nay!

  Max : Ha, ha... tricked you!

  Bosco : No, I understood the question. I understood it all too well.

  Sam : You sure do know how to suck the fun out of everything, Bosco. Do you have any... lembas?

  Bosco : 'Tis stale!

• Sybil : [an entry in her audio blog]  Listen, you idiotic losers! Why would you put stupid coins in the stupid sky? How are you supposed to get those things? I can't buy the next level of my "jack of all trades" ability because I can't afford the training fees, and these coins are just FLOATING up there in the SKY! Who designed this STUPID GAME! If anyone hears this... I really need some more Jitter now!

  Sam : You'd think if Sybil didn't like the game, she'd stop playing.

  Max : Your dearth of knowledge about online gaming culture is staggering.

• Sam : Stand back, Max! It sounds like Sybil has finally cracked!

  Max : It's about time! Her relative stability was making the rest of the neighborhood look bad.

• Sam : I think we need these binoculars more than Bosco does.

  Max : Ummm... not really.

  Sam : Well, no. These incessant rationalizations for our questionable tactics do not, in all honesty, have much merit to them, and yet there remains a very real compulsion to say them.

  [long beat] 

  Max : He doesn't really need the binoculars anyway.

  Sam : [overlapping]  Yeah, right, okay, yeah...

  Max : [overlapping]  Right, yeah, oh sure, okay...