Watching "Girls Will Be Girls" is Worse than Dying from Burning Diarrhea!
I am not exaggerating. This show is like having demons stab you in the eyes with shards of glass while screaming in your ears and pouring acid on your naked crotch.
Girls Will Be Girls is the worst show ever made in the history of television shows.
If you haven't seen it and you see it come on your TV, don't just turn your TV off, unplug it then smash it and throw it out your window. Then set it on fire and catch a plane to the exact opposite side of the world. Wait there for a month, then come back, and if the destroyed TV is gone and hasn't been replaced by a new TV move back into your home. That is the only way to make sure your eyes and mind will not be poisoned by this pointless TV show.
Girls Will Be Girls is the TV show equivalent of having a flaming, splinter-covered picnic table shoved up your butt. Sideways.
I give it one star out of ten but only because for some reason I can't give it a zero.
If any show in the history of the world deserves a zero, or better yet a negative score out of ten, that show would be Girls Will Be Girls.
If any of these girls are ever allowed on TV again I will jump off the nearest building just to make sure I don't ever describe any of the horrible sketches I've seen them perform.
For example, ten minutes of a girl doing exercises while waiting for the city bus and talking to herself is not interesting TV, especially when she's not remotely funny, and double especially when real crazy people do so much more than that on a daily basis. And triple especially when they can't even record the sound or video correctly.
There, I've done it, now I'm off to the nearest building to jump. I'd better go head first to make sure I die.
Girls Will Be Girls is proof that any moron can get on TV no matter how awful their idea is. I wish I knew how because I've got a terrible idea where I just put on a zany costume and walk around downtown and don't do or say anything funny, it's called "Boys Will Be Boys".
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