A woman who claims to perform acupuncture actually practices crucifixion, explaining that she puts them out in the back yard and 'they're usually gone in the morning.' When he is accused of...

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Patient With Daughter / Mrs. Lulch / Anthony's Wife
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Dr. Michael Perlin / Casual Father
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Acupuncturist / Hester Twunt / Louise Lulch / Casual Mother
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Martin / Linus Lulch / Bloke Without Axe / Motorist
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Mr. Gardine / Corner Store Owner / Pedestrian
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A woman who claims to perform acupuncture actually practices crucifixion, explaining that she puts them out in the back yard and 'they're usually gone in the morning.'

When he is accused of prescribing heroin to a girl, a doctor blinds himself by flashing an Aldis lamp into his face and thus enabling him to go home sick (he is intent on driving) and avoid having to give an explanation for his actions.

A couple reluctantly agree to buy a house after the vendor insists that, on top of the asking price, he wants to have sex with the intended purchasers. The couple eventually grow tired of it and the husband lets his mentally handicapped sister take their place for the sex session.

Featuring CCTV footage of his actions, an inept armed robber admits that his plan of holding up a shop with an axe went a bit wrong when "the day I went in with the axe wasn't the same day as the day I made the threatening gestures".

Standing in a rainy field, a man - played by Chris Morris - explains how he ...

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20 April 2000 (UK)  »

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Casual Father: [sitting on a sofa, reading and talking with his wife about their son, Ted] Did you mention to Jill how much Ted liked his Lego? He's made a great space ship.
Casual Mother: [sitting on the sofa and knitting] Yeah. She was worried it might be a bit old for him.
Casual Father: Well, he's pretty bright for a seven year old.
Casual Father: Mmm.
Casual Father: Incidentally, did he come home from school today?
Casual Mother: [stops knitting and turns to look at her husband] No. No, he didn't.
Casual Father: [looks at his watch] Should've been home about six hours ago, shouldn't he?
Casual Mother: Yeah. Do ...
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