Papi:
[
upon realizing Chloe is missing] Hold your tacos!
Chloe:
I lost my bootie!
Delgado:
Your *what*?
Chloe:
My bootie!
[
runs back for it]
Delgado:
Leave it!
Chloe:
Leave it?
Delgado:
[
Diablo closes in on her] Leave it!
[
snatches Chloe up and runs]
Chloe:
[
on being a Chihuahua] Tiny, but mighty.
Manuel:
I never had my teeth brushed before, it's
[
grins]
Manuel:
minty!
Chloe:
I'm an heiress.
Rafa:
A hairless?
Chloe:
No, an *heiress*! I have a trust fund!
Papi:
We're Mexi-can, not Mexi-can't!
[
from teaser]
Papi:
[
voice over] My name is Papi. I am descended from an ancient line of proud warriors. My ancestors went into battle, alongside Aztec soldiers. Today, we move within the inner circles of the wealthiest and most powerful people on the planet. Who am I? The question is... *What* am I?
[
pops out of doggie hatch on the huge door of an Aztec temple]
Papi:
I'm a Chihuahua!
[
growls slyly]
Chloe, Rachel Ashe Lynn:
[
about each other] She is so...
Chloe:
Irresponsible!
Rachel Ashe Lynn:
Spoiled!
Chloe:
You don't scare me anymore!
Diablo:
Then why are you shaking?
Chloe:
Cause I am a Chihuahua!
Delgado:
[
to Chloe] Look, if you're worth something, they'll ransom you, and if they ransom you, they won't fight you, so I guess you're safe.
Delgado:
I saw you in there, being pampered, eating.
Chloe:
The closest I came to food was a used churro!
Rafa:
I've never had my teeth brushed before. It's... minty!
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