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"Diamond Geezer" A Royal Affair (2007)
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Caleb Ranson (screenplay)
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Original Air Date:
9 April 2007
(Season 1, Episode 1)
Plot:
Whilst relaxing in the South of France, Des and his son are arrested on suspicion of murder. However Scotland Yard offers them a way out - if they can steal a valuable diamond from inside Buckingham Palace, the charges will be dropped. | add synopsis
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Entertaining without being worth seeking out
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Cast
(Episode Cast overview, first billed only)| David Jason | ... | Des | |
| Stephen Wight | ... | Phil | |
| David Troughton | ... | DI Critchley | |
| Jenny Agutter | ... | Vanessa | |
| George Cole | ... | Gerald | |
| Terence Harvey | ... | Terence Brightway | |
| Gary Whelan | ... | Benny | |
| Mary Tamm | ... | Maureen Carlton | |
| William Scott-Masson | ... | Head of Security | |
| Georges Trillat | ... | Inspector Caine | |
| Philip Bird | ... | Interpreter | |
| Penny Smith | ... | Herself | |
| Frank Brunet | ... | Jules the Builder | |
| Marc Finn | ... | Eric | |
| Nathan Kershaw | ... | Security Guard |
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If it's on the box and you're planning a quiet night in then this is probably a reasonable option.
The whole thing comes across as a kind of a low-key British "Oceans Eleven", but without the big names (although "Minder's" George Cole and "Only Fools and Horses" David Jason appear to relish the trip down memory lane and the chance to return to the lighter side of the criminal world.)
The plot has a few holes and is a bit on the daft side, but David Jason's performance is - as ever - that of an engaging lovable rogue. Like I said, at time it did feel a bit too much like Oceans 11 and not enough like a story in its own right, but if you put that to one side and don't hold the highest hopes for it then you should be entertained.