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(TV Series)

(2007)

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Heylia James: [to U-Turn] Your grandmamma always said you was a bad seed. Now look at you, a full grown shit-weed.

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Nancy Botwin: [having just heard from Doug that he was having an affair with Celia] Celia?

Doug Wilson: The cock wants what it wants.

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Andy Botwin: [steps out of the line] Ah... Sergeant Bilko? Hi, I'm in the wrong place. The promised me a desk j...

Sergeant: Who the hell gave you the permission to break rank, you flaccid little dick?

Andy Botwin: Yeah, I just want to make sure...

Sergeant: They promise everybody a desk job, you useless twat!

Andy Botwin: Yeah... I have eight toes...

Sergeant: I got four dicks! You better fall back in line before I use one of them to fuck you up the ass with!

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