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(2007 Video)

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Daisy: You can kiss my ass sideways, cos if you hadn't done the horizontal hustle with his wife, we wouldn't even be in this friggin' situation.

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[repeated line]

DaisyTyler Murphy: Fucking LouAnne!

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Valentine: [pointing a gun at Tyler] You fucked my wife.

Tyler Murphy: And I kinda prefer the term making sweet love.

Daisy: Wow, she screwed you both, fucking LouAnne, huh?

Valentine: Watch your mouth, you don't know her.

Daisy: Uhhh... Dude, everybody knows her.

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LouAnne Dubois: Some people want me dead.

Daisy: Oh, surprise fucking surprise.

LouAnne Dubois: And I want you to kill them before they kill me.

Tyler Murphy: We don't kill people.

LouAnne Dubois: You've killed plenty of people.

Daisy: Yea well, we don't do that anymore. New year's reservation.

Tyler Murphy: Resolution.

Daisy: If you... I swear to god.

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LouAnne Dubois: The people who want to kill me want to kill you too.

Daisy: Oh really? Why is that?

LouAnne Dubois: Because I stole money from them, but then told them it was you that stole the money.

Daisy: Well that wasn't... super nice of you.

LouAnne Dubois: Nice people are poor.

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LouAnne Dubois: Besides, it's my money. I earned it.

Tyler Murphy: You stole it.

LouAnne Dubois: Exactly, I'm a thief. I earned it fair and square.

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Tyler Murphy: Women should come with warning labels on them.

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Daisy: [talking about LouAnne] She's trouble with a capital T that rhymes with P that stands for pussy.

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LouAnne Dubois: I'm LouAnne.

Daisy: I'm outta here.

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LouAnne Dubois: I am bad luck.

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Monique Jones: Who the fuck moved my fucking clothes before the fucking shit was dry?

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Misty Monroe: Do you even know who I am?

Monique Jones: Shut the fuck up! You're nobody.

Misty Monroe: If I live I'm gonna be somebody. Someone very rich or powerful or both. I'll fuck your shit up.

Monique Jones: You got a really smart mouth on you. I like that. You've got 'hutzpah'. That's jew for 'balls'. You know what I'm gonna do with that pretty smart mouth of yours? I'm gonna bash it in with this fuckin' ninr iron, if you don't SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm gonna tit your pretty white teeth, I'm gonna pick 'em up off the floor and I'm gonna sell them on Ebay.

[beat]

Monique Jones: So you keep on fuckin' yellin'. You keep yellin'. Both ya'll bitches. In my space ain't nobody gonna hear ya'll scream!

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Bartender: Valentine's looking for you.

Tyler Murphy: Well, Valentine can go FUCK HIMSELF!

Valentine: [points a gun to Tyler's head] Wanna say that to my face?

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Tyler Murphy: [about LouAnne] I really thought we had something.

Daisy: [withering glance] You did. You had chlamydia.

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Colby Robson: I'm sorry I slept with that girl.

Misty Monroe: I don't want to talk about it.

Colby Robson: You said you didn't want to see me anymore.

Misty Monroe: I said I didn't want to see you. Doesn't mean I wanted you to see other people.

Colby Robson: Well, that's kind of the point. If you break up with me, then I'm allowed to see other people.

Misty Monroe: So, what? Did you want to see other people while we were dating?

Colby Robson: No!

Misty Monroe: Certainly didn't waste your time.

Colby Robson: You broke up with me!

Misty Monroe: What, so that gives you the right to go hook up with some nasty skank from UCSB? Seriously, Colby, come on.

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Daisy: [about LouAnne] You know what the big difference is between us and her? She knows how to survive. When the big fuckin' nuke comes down, the only things gonna be left living are the cockroaches and fuckin' LouAnne.

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