[driven mad by the tainted beef he's eating
You boys see these owls?
[starting to swat at invisible owls
Get out of here, owls! Stop pecking at my face, I will not buy your encyclopedias! I can't read your language, I can only speak it!
[starts to screech
Okay, that's weird.
You know, this would never have happened if we went to my house after school, but no!, you guys are too creeped out by my mom's wooden foot.