Louie Lawless: Bartender

Quotes 

• Bartender : I'm a Leo. What are you?

  Daisy : I'm an obsessive compuslive neurotic.

• Masochist : I knew I met you before. That night in Reno at the S&M convention.

  Bartender : Right, right. You wanted, what was it?

  Masochist : To be held... tightly.

• Bartender : What's your number?

  Alcoholic : 100 proof.

  [passes out]