- Hitch Trailblazer: [grabs a random filly and hands it to a nearby pony] Your son is safe now, ma'am.
- [runs off]
- Woman Pony: This isn't my kid!
- Hitch Trailblazer: You're welcome!
- Sunny Starscout: I understand now. It's not the crystals that need to be brought together. It's us. We can bring back everything that was lost, but it's up to us. We can stay separated by fear and distrust, or we can choose friendship. We can choose love. That's the true magic.
- Hitch Trailblazer: Where's my badge? Hey, you! I know unicorns like shiny things!
- Izzy Moonbow: Oh, you know, I think I did see a shiny badgey thing on the ground a few hours ago.
- Hitch Trailblazer: What? Hours?
- Izzy Moonbow: Well, maybe it's for the best. Between you and me, buddy, that badge was creating an unhealthy power dynamic.
- Hitch Trailblazer: Anypony care to explain?
- Sunny Starscout: We had to get the crystal. Look...
- [reaches into her hand bag only to discover she doesn't have the crystal]
- Sunny Starscout: Oh, no, no, no, no, no! It's not here!
- Zipp Storm: Seriously?
- Izzy Moonbow: On the bright side, we had so much fun losing it!
- Hitch Trailblazer: You did it, Sunny.
- Sunny Starscout: No. We did it.
- Izzy Moonbow: Now we never have to be apart!
- Hitch Trailblazer, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Zipp Storm, Pipp Petals: Hoofs to heart!
- Pipp Petals: That is not cool.
- Hitch Trailblazer: It is *not*! Wait, did I just agree with a Pegasus?
- Sunny Starscout: How sneaky are you?
- Izzy Moonbow: Uhhh... medium-sneaky?
- Sunny Starscout: I can work with that.
- Izzy Moonbow: Hi, guys! Now, I know what you're thinking...
- Sprout: Ahh! She's already reading our minds! Quick, before she fries our brains!
- [runs off]
- Hitch Trailblazer: Wait, where are you going?
- Sprout: To get reinforcements!
- Hitch Trailblazer: We have reinforcements?
- Izzy Moonbow: Do earth ponies also like staring contests?
- [stares into Sunny's eyes for a while then blinks]
- Izzy Moonbow: Ahh! You win. I blinked.
- Sunny Starscout: Can you make this float?
- [hands Izzy a can of beans]
- Izzy Moonbow: No, but I can do this...
- [Izzy picks up the can, pokes some holes in the top of the can with her horn, and the beans spill on the ground]
- Izzy Moonbow: Ta-daaaaaa!
- [Izzy sniffs Sunny]
- Sunny Starscout: What are you doing?
- Izzy Moonbow: You don't smell.
- Sunny Starscout: Thanks. Wait, what?
- Izzy Moonbow: I was told all you earth ponies smell like rotten sardines, but you do not.
- Sunny Starscout: What else do unicorns say about earth ponies?
- Izzy Moonbow: Oh, just that you're lazy and not the brightest crystals in the forest.
- Sunny Starscout: Charming.
- Izzy Moonbow: Nope. Just those three.
- Sunny Starscout: [after Zipp returns Sunny her journal] Thank you, Zipp! I never thought I'd see it again!
- Zipp Storm: Yeah, I can be pretty sneaky when I want to be.
- Izzy Moonbow: Nice! I'm only medium-sneaky.
- Zipp Storm: Don't tell them you saw me.
- Izzy Moonbow: There's no way we could! We don't even know your name!
- Zipp Storm: [as the unicorns do their ritual] Okay? I'm gonna need some context.
- Izzy Moonbow: Unicorns are very superstitious. If a pony ever says a forbidden word, we have to do our ritual to ward off the jinxies.
- Pipp Petals: Jinxies?
- Izzy Moonbow: Bad luck.
- Hitch Trailblazer: Forbidden words?
- Izzy Moonbow: Magic, wing, feather... oh, and mayonnaise.
- Hitch Trailblazer: What's wrong with may...
- Izzy Moonbow: Ahh, ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti!
- Dazzle Feather: This just in: Queen Haven has been arrested for being a phony pony full of baloney!
- Queen Haven: No comment. And no photos! Okay, one photo.
- Argyle: [reading Sunny's letter] Dear pegasi and unicorns, You have friends in Maretime Bay. Come visit us.
- Sunny Starscout: Can we send it?
- Argyle: I think it's our duty.
- Sunny Starscout: Why can't we be friends anymore?
- Argyle: That, my darling, is a big question, and maybe one day, we'll figure it out together. We'll do our part...
- Sunny Starscout, Argyle: Hoof to heart.
- [first lines]
- Twilight Sparkle: Hurry, friends! Time for another adventure!
- Rainbow Dash: Adventure? I'm in!
- Applejack: Yee-hoo! I'm in!
- Twilight Sparkle: Earth ponies, take the lead! Pegasi, fly beside me! Unicorns, horns at the ready!
- Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity: For Equestria!
- Rarity: What fantastical foe awaits us, Princess?
- Fluttershy: Is it something scary?
- Rainbow Dash: Or is it something awesome?
- Twilight Sparkle: No matter what it is, we'll face it together. For we are the guardians of friendship! With the power of our friendship and magic, we will...
- Pinkie Pie: Spread love!
- Fluttershy: Give hugs!
- Sprout: [as Rarity] Fry brains!
- Twilight Sparkle: Wait, what?
- Sprout: [as Rarity] Yeah! I'm a unicorn, and I'm evil! I'm going to zap every pony with my horn!
- Sunny Starscout: [about Izzy's horn] Be careful where you point that thing.
- Izzy Moonbow: Why?
- Sunny Starscout: Well, I sort of don't want to get zapped by a wayward laser beam, but of course, you know that already. You've probably been reading my mind this whole time.
- Izzy Moonbow: You know, not to freak you out or anything, but you do know pegasi can steal your luminescence, don't you?
- Sunny Starscout: My lumi-what?
- Izzy Moonbow: Luminescence. You know, what makes you sparkle? Yours is... lavender! And the happier you are, the brighter it shines!
- Queen Haven: Guards, state your business, and please make it quick. We are on a very tight schedule today. Before the celebration, Cloudpuff needs his pedicure, Pipp needs to rehearse, and I need to practice my laugh.
- [laughs]
- Queen Haven: Hmm. Still not right.
- Hitch Trailblazer: Sunny, Sunny, Sunny, Sunny. Do you think you've escaped? Well, think again. I will not eat, I will not sleep... Well, maybe a quick nap and a snack if I can't find you in the next few hours, but after that, nothing will stop me!
- Izzy Moonbow: Ooh! I can craft a decoy! But I will need a box of macaroni's, a tube of glue, fourteen gooey bunnies, and three jellybeans. Oh... and glitter. Lots of glitter!
- Izzy Moonbow: Her mom is the queen!
- Hitch Trailblazer: Wait, that means you're a princess?
- Zipp Storm: Huh. Well, look at that. The sheriff just became a detective.
- Sunny Starscout: These other unicorns seem so different than you.
- Izzy Moonbow: Yeah, I get that a lot. My sparkle is a bit too sparkly for Bridlewood.
- Sunny Starscout: Fear is not your friend, but the unicorns and pegasi can be!
- [she gets locked in place]
- Sunny Starscout: That is not what I meant.
- Sunny Starscout: Aren't you tired of being scared all th time? The truth is we're not in danger. It's all a lie.
- Sunny Starscout: Hitch, what are you doing?
- Hitch Trailblazer: Arresting you! And saving you. You're welcome.