NCIS (TV Series)
Trojan Horse (2007)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Quotes
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I had a wife like you once, Cynthia. I divorced her.
Cynthia Sumner : Beat her to it, did you?
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NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : [calling her private line from Paris] Hello Cynthia... hello... Cynthia?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Noooooooo...
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : Jethro, I should have recognized the heavy breathing. Is the Agency intact?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I cut it up into small bits and pieces and sold it to the three letter boys.
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[Gibbs ignores an incoming call from Cynthia]
Dr. Donald Mallard : That wouldn't have been your assistant, would it, Director?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I do hate a nagging woman, Duck.
Dr. Donald Mallard : [chuckling] She's only doing her job, Jethro.
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Abby Sciuto : Oh, this cab is bringing back memories. Cheap vinyl, plastic divider, dirty floors. Actually, these floors are pretty clean. The ones I remember were dirty.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Let me guess. Short-lived career as a cabby?
Abby Sciuto : A short-lived encounter. A ship in the night.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Ooh.
Abby Sciuto : My first time.
Officer Ziva David : For what?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Front seat or back?
Abby Sciuto : Back. Well, both, kind of.
Officer Ziva David : Oh! My first time was in a weapons carrier.
Abby Sciuto , Special Agent Timothy McGee : Of course it was.
Officer Ziva David : Where was the cabby when this encounter took place?
Abby Sciuto : He was a cabby. Putting himself through school. It was his first time too.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : First time for what?
Abby Sciuto : Seeing a curling match, Gibbs. Haver you ever seen a curling match? The pristine ice and those little brooms that sweep.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [having been caught talking about something other than their investigation] I know, boss. This isn't TV trivia. A dead man was left on our doorstep clutching a hit list. Well, not exactly clutching, but with a hit list in his wallet, and we have to find the two names on the list that haven't been hit yet before they are hit.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No, DiNozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : We have to find the dirtbag that KILLED THE OTHER FIVE!
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : What are you looking for?
Abby Sciuto : Gibbs. He has this uncanny way of just showing up whenever I make a discovery.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : He's a little bit off his game since he's been playing director.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [on the videophone behind McGee and Abby] Is that so, McGee?
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NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : [talking to Cynthia from Paris] Put him back on.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeeeesssss...
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : Is there any serious business I should know about?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Well, the Buy America toilet paper doesn't fit the metric fixture and we got to turn...
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : [she hangs up on him, cutting him off mid sentence]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [to Cynthia] She hung up on me.
Cynthia Sumner : [sarcastically] Shocking.
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NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : [talking to Gibbs on the phone from Paris] Put Cynthia on.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Hey how's the Frog...
[long pause]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : ...legs. You always enjoyed them sauteed in butter.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : [angrily] CYNTHIA NOW!
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [to Ducky] Hey, Duck. You win the pool.
Dr. Donald Mallard : [pumps fist] Yes! Thank you, Jethro!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : And I didn't do anything wrong, McGee.