Herb: Oh Myra. This is Judith's first husband, Alan.
Alan Harper: Hi.
Myra: So, how does this work? Do you get your original testicles back, or does my brother give you his ?
Myra: [Charlie and Myra are about to have sex] I don't want to put any pressure on you, but... I'm a virgin.
Charlie Harper: [incredulous] What?
Myra: You've got to stop sleeping with dumb girls. It's starting to rub off on you.