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Herb: Oh Myra. This is Judith's first husband, Alan.

Alan Harper: Hi.

Myra: So, how does this work? Do you get your original testicles back, or does my brother give you his ?

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Myra: [Charlie and Myra are about to have sex] I don't want to put any pressure on you, but... I'm a virgin.

Charlie Harper: [incredulous] What?

Myra: You've got to stop sleeping with dumb girls. It's starting to rub off on you.

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Alan Harper: You know, Charlie, there's a special section in hell reserved for people like you.

Charlie Harper: That's good. Because I'd hate to have to stand on line.

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