- DW Show Creator: I created you!
- Darkwing Duck: Oh, that's certainly going to surprise the heck out of Mom and Dad!
- Megavolt: They called me crazy! They called me insane! They called me looney! And, boy, were they right.
- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the auditor who looks at your books! I am Darkwing Duck! And I want my share of the profits, see?