[Stan, Jeff and Henry are sitting around the kitchen table, having dinner
So Dad, Stan's a friend of mine from Langley Falls. I've got a pretty good life up there: I'm in charge of tire inflation at the bike shop.
Uh! Tire inflation? Oh, that is so great! Course, I'm not surprised: that's just the latest in a long list of achievements. I'm so proud of my son. In fact, this is the wall where I keep all his awards.
[shows Stan an empty wall; then, still sarcastically, standing up
Written by Kelly Keagy
Performed by Night Ranger See more