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"Damages" Blame the Victim (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

Quotes

[first lines]

Ellen Parsons: [answering the door] You still didn't make new keys.

David Connor: Oh, there's no time. Your sister was going to bring over the extra set, but she didn't.

Ellen Parsons: I'm sorry, babe.

David Connor: [noticing dining room] Whoa, what is this?

Ellen Parsons: The cake lady sent them over for the wedding.

David Connor: We have to choose?

Ellen Parsons: Mm hmm. But I gotta go, so whatever you like is great with me, just nothing too lemony.

David Connor: Wait. No, no! I'm not deciding.

Ellen Parsons: Why not?

David Connor: Because I'm the guy. I don't give a shit.

Ellen Parsons: Okay, fine, fair enough.

[tasting]

Ellen Parsons: Oh, this one. It's great!

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George Moore: [walking onto land parcel] Wow, this looks like a whole lot of nothing.

Arthur Frobisher: You know who built up this part of the state?

George Moore: Wasps.

Arthur Frobisher: Beavers.

George Moore: You lost me.

Arthur Frobisher: No, I'm not kidding. Place was flush with them. Indians used to trap them and then trade them for everything: blankets, hatchets, iron kettles. Then when they got hooked on the white man's goods, they started trading the only other thing they had left.

George Moore: Otters?

Arthur Frobisher: No, you idiot. Land. I'm going to develop this.

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Patty Hewes: [standing in Popler's kitchen] I'm going to wait and watch until you buy a house, or Mildred buys a car, or Chloe here buys a toothbrush. You need to understand this, Larry, no Popler for the next hundred years will be able to spend a nickel of that money without being humiliated, disgraced and locked up. You all have a nice night...

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[last lines]

David Connor: [on the phone] Hey, it's me. I'm so sorry. Just please call me back, okay?

[knock at the door]

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