Betty Suarez: [via text messsage] You're about to hear a cough. That's me saying hello.
Henry: [via text messsage] You're about to hear a sneeze. That's me saying hello.
Giovanni: You're about to hear a gag. That's me... gagging.
[Betty and Henry hide in Glinda's bubble and a technical snafu causes it to turn on during "Defying Gravity" and interrupts "Wicked"]
Megan Hilty: [out of character] What the...?
Eden Espinosa: [also out of character] Holy crap!
Henry: Smile, Betty, you're on Broadway.
Betty Suarez: Maybe you could try something catchy. Oh! Like that donut shop downstairs: 'A Hole Lot of Fun'. That just makes me smile!
Giovanni: Yeah yeah yeah! That's also the name of a strip club in Bayside!
Betty Suarez: Eww! And now I know you better...
Giovanni: So, I'm just curious, being your boyfriend and all, am I a gentle lover?
Betty Suarez: Ew! Shut up. I had to tell my boss that I was going out with someone and you were the first guy I saw.
Giovanni: Flattered. So, why are you lying to him?
Betty Suarez: Because, well, I'm dating someone that I don't want Daniel to know about.
Giovanni: Oooh! You're cheating on me? After I was so gentle?