Marc St. James: I'm here, I'm queer and I'm eating your pastries.
Marc St. James: [to Wilhelmina Slater] . You are a horror movie I wish would never end.
Alexis Meade: [talking about Wilhelmina Slater] She's nothing more than a Chanel-suit with an office.
Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi: So, the principal turns to her and says 'Betty Suarez, you're expelled!'
Antonella: No way!
Justin Suarez: Badass!
Betty Suarez: No, it is not badass to be expelled from school so don't go getting any ideas.
Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi: [hugging his sister Antonella] Too late, you're officially a bad influence.
Amanda Tanen: Betty, we are so glad you finally found a rebound guy. You and Henry?
Marc St. James: Mismaaatch! One time, I saw him changing his shirt in the bathroom, and I wasn't staring, and I definitely did not take a picture, but for a nerd accountant? He has body kar-ate
[shows Amanda a picture on his phone]
Amanda Tanen: Ooo. But Gio smells like salami.
Marc St. James: And he's perfect for you!!
Amanda Tanen: Betty, Gio loves you!
Marc St. James: And that's a direct quote from a stall in the men's room.