Mike Delfino:
You're doing great honey, just keep breathing. How close are the contractions?
Susan:
A few weeks apart... wanna go to the movies?
Mike Delfino:
What?
Susan:
I'm not in labour, ok?
Mike Delfino:
But y-your water broke. I saw it!
Susan:
It was club soda. Amniotic fluid doesn't have ice cubes and a lemon wedge.
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