Chelsea Lately (2007– )
Herself - Host: Chuy, do you have any advice for Gary Coleman?
Chuy Bravo: Yes. Hook up with a drunk blonde.
Herself - Host: Chuy, have you ever called 911?
Chuy Bravo: No, I don't know the number.
Herself - Host: [when talking about the word 'midget'] For the record the 'm' is silent and it's pronounced nugget!