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1 Jan. 2014
Episode #8.1
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what her staff believes she should do differently in 2014. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Annie Lederman and Kurt Braunohler discuss Britney Spears stating that she wants a baby girl so that she can have another version of herself, a study that found that having sex doesn't burn as many calories as first thought, a study that found that rushing to grab a camera to take a photo of a spur of the moment incident worsens your memory of that incident, and a study that found that people stay in unsatisfying relationships for fear of loneliness. And Chelsea's guest...
 
2 Jan. 2014
Episode #8.2
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with help from the Cosmo Theatre Troupe, talks about the only New Year's Resolution that counts. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Arden Myrin and Ben Gleib discuss adult diapers almost outselling baby diapers in Japan, an online condom company reporting that North Dakotans have the largest penises, and the trend of surgically implanted jewelry onto eyeballs. Chris talks about Ben's new girlfriend, who Chris used to date. And Chelsea chats with guest Adam Scott about his new movie The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013), how they previously met, and the comic potential of characters that are ...
 
6 Jan. 2014
Episode #8.3
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler provides a medical report of her recent Christmas break trip to Europe and the Bahamas. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Cameron Esposito and Ian Karmel discuss the extremely cold weather sweeping across much of the United States, and recreational marijuana now being legal in Colorado. And Chelsea chats with guest Kristen Bell about her show House of Lies (2012) and her new movie Frozen (2013), the road trip she took with her family over the holidays, her relationship with skiing, and ultimately not being ashamed to show her children anything in which she's performed.
 
7 Jan. 2014
Episode #8.4
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her love/hate relationship with foreigners and with getting injured in combination. Chelsea and her round table panelists Nick Swardson, Sarah Colonna and Michael Rosenbaum - who all appear in the movie Back in the Day (2014) - discuss Eliot Spitzer sucking his current girlfriend's toes in public while she was topless, Dennis Rodman and other former NBA players playing a special exhibition game in North Korea for Jong-un Kim's thirty-first birthday, Ricky Martin and Carlos González Abella splitting up after four years as a couple, Clay Aiken contemplating running for Congress, and Steven Seagal contemplating running for Governor of Arizona. And Chelsea chats with guest Idris Elba ...
 
8 Jan. 2014
Episode #8.5
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the sexual escapades on her vacation over the Christmas break. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Fortune Feimster and Dov Davidoff discuss Michelle Obama spending her birthday with Oprah Winfrey in Hawaii, Dennis Rodman's Marilyn Monroe-styled rendition of Happy Birthday to Jong-un Kim, and Lady Gaga blaming her inner circle for the poor sales of her latest CD. Regina the Makeup Lady does Kelly Osbourne's makeup. And Chelsea chats with guest Amy Adams about her new movies American Hustle (2013) and Her (2013), Joaquin Phoenix teaching her the proper way to take tequila shots, how to contain her breasts in skimpy clothing, working with Jennifer Lawrence, admitting that she tries hard in whatever she does,...
 
9 Jan. 2014
Episode #8.6
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she considers herself a more masculine version of Hillary Rodham Clinton. Chelsea and her round table panelists Julian McCullough, Heather McDonald and Gary Valentine discuss fans of Britney Spears feeling cheated by a $2,500 per person Las Vegas meet and greet with her, rumors that Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are having martial problems, a new burrito vending machine, an Oregon study that found that modest amounts of alcohol can stimulate the immune system which is good during cold and flu season, and a Danish study that found that women who drank a bottle of wine a month during pregnancy have better behaved children than ...
 
13 Jan. 2014
Episode #8.7
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her body temperature running hotter than average and its consequences. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Giulia Rozzi and Loni Love discuss highlights from last night's 71st Golden Globe Awards (2014) including most of the men having bad spray tans and Jacqueline Bisset's rambling acceptance speech, and Nick Cannon praising Mariah Carey's spirituality in a magazine interview. And Chelsea chats with guest Taylor Schilling about her show Orange Is the New Black (2013), her thoughts about the actual Golden Globe Awards event, a message Jason Biggs wants her to pass along to Chelsea, and once having worked as a nanny.
 
14 Jan. 2014
Episode #8.8
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she is doing to combat the growing trend of illiteracy. Chelsea and her round table panelists Leah Remini, Mary McCormack and Whitney Cummings discuss Los Angeles County sheriffs raiding Justin Bieber's house over allegations that he egged a neighbor's house causing over $20,000 of damage, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's most recent run-in with paparazzi which included a bystander who tried to help her then turned on her yelling racist expletives, and Alex Rodríguez being suspended from baseball for one year. And Chelsea chats with guest John Leguizamo about his new movie Ride Along (2014), their mutual friendship with Bryan Callen and Kevin Hart, his recent ...
 
15 Jan. 2014
Episode #8.9
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about this, the eighteenth season of The Bachelor (2002). Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Jen Kirkman and Jo Koy discuss the latest goings-on in the Bridgegate scandal with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, a study that found that childless couples have more pleasant relationships that couples with children, and a new app that makes text messages disappear. In the latest installment of online dating profiles for married staffers, Chris and Jen set up a profile for Heather. And Chelsea chats with guests, sisters Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner, about their show Keeping Up with the Kardashians (2007), their thoughts of father Bruce Jenner's ...
 
16 Jan. 2014
Episode #8.10
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the downside of being famous and ways to get around being recognized. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Claire Titelman and Ross Mathews discuss Dennis Rodman explaining why he went to North Korea, a Twitter feud between Shia LaBeouf and Jim Carrey, Pope Francis selling his Harley-Davidson for charity, and a Japanese company selling frilly lingerie for men. Jeff Wild clarifies who is in Justin Bieber's entourage. And Chelsea chats with guest Heather Graham about her new television movie Flowers in the Attic (2014), getting injured walking into a clear partition in her newly renovated bathroom, the identity of the mystery man in a somewhat provocative ...
 
20 Jan. 2014
Episode #8.11
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about controversies in the world of reality television. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, April Richardson and Ryan Stout discuss the results of the NFL conference championships this past weekend, President Barack Obama's relaxed attitude toward marijuana, The Bachelor (2002)'s Juan Pablo Galavis' apology for his seemingly homophobic remarks, Dennis Rodman checking himself into alcohol rehab, and Trace Adkins beating up a professional impersonator of himself. And Chelsea chats with guest Emmy Rossum about her show Shameless (2011), their plans to hang out together when Chelsea travels for a gig to Chicago where exteriors for Shameless are filmed, ...
 
21 Jan. 2014
Episode #8.12
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the associated event that took place while she got tech support to fix her computer. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Arden Myrin and Tone Bell discuss the L.A. County sheriffs finding open use of sizzurp at Justin Bieber's house but not being able to do anything about it since they had no warrant to search for drugs, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard getting engaged, American Apparel putting nipples and pubic hair on their mannequins, and a Mexican driver being charged with a DUI after his parrot ratted him out to the cops. And Chelsea chats with guest David Spade about his cameo ...
 
22 Jan. 2014
Episode #8.13
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the new freedom she is feeling and how she would like it to manifest itself. Chelsea and her round table panelists Kerri Kenney-Silver, Bobby Lee and Josh Wolf discuss Toronto mayor Rob Ford falling off the alcohol sobriety bandwagon, another polar vortex plunging temperatures down on the North American east coast, and Trace Adkins not performing his headlining set on a country cruise instead checking himself into rehab which pissed off his fans on-board the cruise they who felt they were not adequately compensated by the cruise line who offered one hour worth of free ...
 
23 Jan. 2014
Episode #8.14
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how every successful woman is backed by an efficient personal assistant. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Jamie Lee and Ross Mathews discuss Katy Perry stating that she prayed to God for big boobs, a survey that found that the kinky sex revolution is already over, and a fifteen pound baby being born in California. Regina the Makeup Lady does Kathy Griffin's makeup. And Chelsea chats with guest Timothy Olyphant about his show Justified (2010), his proposal that they run away together when he was last on the show, and supporting the charity omaze.com.
 
27 Jan. 2014
Episode #8.15
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about pubic hair coming back into fashion. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Loni Love and Gary Valentine discuss highlights from last night's The 56th Annual Grammy Awards (2014), Justin Bieber going to Panama for vacation to get away from his recent criminal issues, the mayor of Sochi Russia stating that no gays live in his town, a new version of Google glasses that allows you to watch yourself having sex with your partner through your partner's eyes, and Brokeback Mountain (2005) being made into an Italian opera. And Chelsea chats with guest Andy Samberg about his role in the show Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) for which he won a Golden Globe Award which he ...
 
28 Jan. 2014
Episode #8.16
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the many doctors she's visited professionally over her lifetime, but the one doctor she will never see. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ian Karmel, Heather McDonald and Ron G. discuss Vin Diesel's video of him singing and dancing to "Drunk in Love", ticket sales for this year's Super Bowl being down, a cafeteria worker who purportedly stole from the cafeteria for fifteen years upwards of $1.35 million worth, a woman who donated a kidney to her husband and who now wants it back since they have since broken up as he cheated on her, and Hillary Rodham Clinton stating that she has not ...
 
29 Jan. 2014
Episode #8.17
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what people in Hollywood do to retain their youth, and the merits or disadvantages of aging as a performer. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Sarah Colonna and Dustin Ybarra discuss yesterday's state of the union address, a new app called Tinder which is the straight equivalent of Grindr, and the fifth Marlboro man having just died from smoking related illnesses. And Chelsea chats with guest Emma Roberts about her new movie Adult World (2013), her excited nervousness whenever she meets anyone famous, meeting current boyfriend Evan Peters while filming the movie together, and being a ...
 
30 Jan. 2014
Episode #8.18
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the fact that the E! Network will soon be broadcasting in Russia, and where her show stands in the Russian line-up. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Fortune Feimster and Julian McCullough discuss New Jersey law enforcement officials stating that the Super Bowl is attracting hookers to the area, the University of Missouri offering courses in the study of Jay-Z and Kanye West, Trojan now marketing to older men, and a man in China who used one first class airline ticket to get free meals at the airline's airport lounge every day for a year before cashing the ticket in...
 
3 Feb. 2014
Episode #8.19
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about being fat. Chelsea and her round table panelists Natasha Leggero, Sarah Tiana and Whitney Cummings discuss yesterday's Super Bowl XLVIII (2014), Whitney's recent wardrobe malfunction at a party, Russian hackers attacking a gay hookup site informing its users that they would be arrested, and Toronto mayor Rob Ford getting ticketed for jaywalking in Vancouver. And Chelsea chats with guest Michelle Monaghan about her new show True Detective (2014) and filming in New Orleans, having cable problems during the middle of watching the Super Bowl on TV, recently having given birth to a ten pound baby, her new movie Better Living Through Chemistry (2014), and her adoration of Jane Fonda.
 
4 Feb. 2014
Episode #8.20
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the latest goings-on in the life of staffer Ryan Basford. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jo Koy, Janine Brito and Ross Mathews discuss Pornhub's findings that on-line porn viewing dropped during Super Bowl XLVIII (2014) but spiked back up immediately after the broadcast except in Seattle, speculation that Juan Pablo Galavis of The Bachelor (2002) had sex with contestant Clare Crawley in the ocean, and Taylor Swift stating that she doesn't feel the need to take her clothes off in public. And Chelsea chats with guest Mariska Hargitay about her show Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999), an incident at dinner on her recent Caribbean vacation, and having just turned fifty.
 
5 Feb. 2014
Episode #8.21
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler provides some advice to Justin Bieber. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brody Stevens, Jen Kirkman and Kurt Braunohler discuss journalists and athletes complaining that the media hotels and race courses respectively in Sochi for the Olympics are terrible, Clay Aiken planning to run for Congress in North Carolina, and the continued reported dangers of oral sex. Chelsea provides an idea for what she considers the most useful app. And Chelsea chats with guest Emma Kenney about her show Shameless (2011), being from New Jersey, being a huge fan of One Direction, being a cat person despite her own cat having recently bitten her, ...
 
6 Feb. 2014
Episode #8.22
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the increase in online porn viewing and what some are doing about it. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Cameron Esposito and Matt Braunger discuss New York Mayor Bill de Blasio boycotting the St. Patrick's Day Parade since the organizers don't allow homosexuals in the parade to identify themselves as such, the pilot of Justin Bieber's private plane needing to wear an air mask to stop from inhaling marijuana fumes, George Zimmerman and DMX fighting each other in a celebrity boxing match, and a study that finds that South Koreans are the biggest drinkers in the world. Chelsea shows a video of ...
 
10 Feb. 2014
Episode #8.23
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the opening ceremonies of the Sochi Olympics and what happened just before the show. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Grace Helbig and Ross Mathews discuss how "white" the Olympics have been so far, an Olympic bobsledder in Sochi needing to punch his way out of a locked bathroom, NFL prospect Michael Sam coming out as gay, entertainment reporter Sam Rubin confusing Samuel L. Jackson with Laurence Fishburne during an interview with Jackson, and Shia LaBeouf wearing a paper bag over his head while on the red carpet. And Chelsea chats with guest Sharon Osbourne about her show The Talk (2010) and what she does with non-responsive...
 
11 Feb. 2014
Episode #8.24
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with help from the Cosmo Theatre Troupe, talks about how the Olympics can inspire one's sex life. Chelsea and her round table panelists Eliza M. Skinner, Loni Love and Ryan Stout discuss La Figaro reporting that President Barack Obama and Beyoncé Knowles are having an affair, an Alabama high school senior getting in trouble for posting a selfie with a cadaver taken while on a field trip, a group of adults hosting an adult pajama party with "tasteful nudity" at a children's play space, and teenaged dolphins getting high on eating puffer fish. And Chelsea celebrates New York Fashion week with Chuy ...
 
12 Feb. 2014
Episode #8.25
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why threesomes never work, even in the situation of what's happening in Vermont. Chelsea and her round table panelists Kerri Kenney-Silver, Liza Treyger and Josh Wolf discuss the latest results at the Olympics, Bob Costas having pink-eye, a Youtube video of a neighbor threatening another neighbor if he posted the video to Youtube, Shia LaBeouf continuing his paper bag over his head shtick as performance art, Dennis Rodman going to a club to drink immediately after checking out of rehab for alcohol, and a Delta Airlines flight forced to land because a drunken female passenger would not stop ...
 
13 Feb. 2014
Episode #8.26
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the most memorable Valentine's Day gifts she's received. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Greg Fitzsimmons and Brad Wollack discuss their respective Valentine's Day plans, a new app that lets women rate the men they've been with, Bruce Jenner's new hombre hairdo, and a prospective father who smoked pot in the delivery room to calm himself and thus got arrested leading to him missing his child's birth. Chelsea shows a video of why Chuy is so far dateless for Valentine's. And Chelsea chats with guest Demi Lovato about her latest CD "Demi", her "Neon Lights" tour, having...
 
17 Feb. 2014
Episode #8.27
In his opening monologue, guest host Ross Mathews talks about the show he considers the precursor to Modern Family (2009) and why, and the one person in the studio that doesn't like him. Ross and his round table panelists Jeff Wild, Arden Myrin and Josh Wolf discuss parents angry with Miley Cyrus for the racy content of her live concert, Olympic athletes in Sochi using Tinder to hook-up, Ellen Page coming out of the closet, Barbara Walters talking about her use of a vibrator, and Facebook adding more than fifteen custom gender options for users. And Ross chats with guest Jackie Collins about her latest book "Lucky: The Confessions of a Wild Child", meeting each other on ...
 
18 Feb. 2014
Episode #8.28
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how she celebrated Valentine's Day. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Emily Heller and Ian Karmel discuss Charlie Sheen getting engaged to a porn star and wanting to have more children with her, and the decline in the number of clowns worldwide. Jen talks about what has now become her new Valentine's Day tradition based on what happened on the day this year. The latest episode of "Judge Lately" is presented featuring a case between mother and daughter, defendant Kris Jenner vs. plaintiff Khloé Kardashian. And Chelsea chats with guest Alex Pettyfer about his latest movie Endless Love (2014), his and Chelsea's ...
 
19 Feb. 2014
Episode #8.29
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about today's release of the fiftieth anniversary version of Sports Illustrated's swimsuit edition. Chelsea and her round table panelists Heather McDonald, Betsy Sodaro and Julian McCullough discuss reports that Jake Gyllenhaal deflowered Taylor Swift, Joe Simpson hanging out in Miami Beach with a twenty-one year old male model he claims is his client, a South Carolina woman recently arrested for not returning a VHS tape to a video store in 2005, a neighborhood in Arizona being terrorized by stray chihuahuas, and a Japanese company producing a non-alcoholic wine specifically for cats. And Chelsea chats with ...
 
20 Feb. 2014
Episode #8.30
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what not to do at a wedding ceremony. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Sarah Colonna and Bobby Lee discuss Lamar Odom moving to Spain to play in Spanish basketball league, a St. Petersburg artist creating "make-out pillows" with mouths after she found a bunch of CPR dummies next to a dumpster, VH-1 announcing that it will broadcast a new reality series called Dating Naked (2014), reports that fifty percent of doctors now use Wikipedia in diagnosing patients, and Barack Obama's image being used on contraband packages of Pakistani Viagara. And Chelsea chats with guest Kurt Russell about his ...
 
24 Feb. 2014
Episode #8.31
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she likes to travel but why she has never lived abroad. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jen Kirkman, Beth Stelling and Jo Koy discuss the first NBA out-as-gay player Jason Collins playing his first game, Robin Thicke and Paula Patton's official separation, a Japanese dentist arrested for sexual assault after he convinced a female patient that he needed to massage her breasts to straighten her teeth, a spelling bee in Oregon ending in a tie because organizers ran out of words after sixty rounds, and a San Francisco Girl Guide who sold cookies outside of a pot clinic selling twice ...
 
25 Feb. 2014
Episode #8.32
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, who turns thirty-nine today, talks about what she will do over the next three hundred sixty-four days to mark the last year in her thirties. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, April Richardson and Morgan Murphy discuss Alec Baldwin stating that he hates living in New York and plans on moving to a gated community in Los Angeles, a movie in discussions based on the relationship between Jong-un Kim and Dennis Rodman, Pharrell Williams auctioning off the big hat he wore to The 56th Annual Grammy Awards (2014), reports that the transmission of head lice among teenagers is growing because they are getting close taking selfies, and an Arizona bill that ...
 
26 Feb. 2014
Episode #8.33
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why America being the land of opportunity is not always a good thing. Chelsea and her round table panelists Tone Bell, Whitney Cummings and Dov Davidoff discuss Katy Perry and John Mayer splitting up, Paula Deen announcing that she's making a comeback, Kanye West wanting to take over managing Kim Kardashian's career from Kris Jenner, and a story in GQ about Albanian women living as men. And Chelsea chats with guests Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir about their figure skating commentating duties at the Olympics, Johnny's experience as a gay man in anti-gay Russia, and hosting a red carpet event at the Oscars for Access Hollywood (1996).
 
27 Feb. 2014
Episode #8.34
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she has to do to be taken seriously in the business, but why she may not go through with her plan of attack. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dustin Ybarra, Fortune Feimster and Kurt Braunohler discuss a new website to hook people up into threesomes, a fifty-eight year old woman arrested for using 911 to get a police officer to come to her house to have sex, a ten year old boy taking his eighteen month old sister for a joyride and he telling the cops that he is a dwarf when they stopped him, a little known law in New York that does not allow unlimited ...
 
3 Mar. 2014
Episode #8.35
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about media coverage of The 86th Academy Awards (2014) event. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Arden Myrin and Loni Love discuss the highlights from the Oscar show, George Lopez being arrested for public intoxication over the weekend when he was passed out on the floor of a casino, and a teenager tweeting photos of himself having sex with a Pop Tart and a Hot Pocket. And Chelsea chats with guest Cameron Diaz about her new book "The Body Book", being an ex-smoker, she believing that diet sodas are worse than regular sodas, and vagina health.
 
4 Mar. 2014
Episode #8.36
In her opening monologue, guest host Gabourey Sidibe talks about her Oscar experience this year, and how something that happened at the ceremony mimics something at Chelsea Lately. Gabourey and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Sarah Colonna and Ross Mathews discuss Teresa Giudice and Joe Giudice pleading guilty to bank fraud, the season eighteen cast of Dancing with the Stars (2005) being announced, the oldest living person turning one hundred sixteen tomorrow, and an eighty-one year old Austrian man who paid $500,000 to Kim Kardashian to go out with her but was disappointed by the date. And Gabourey chats with guest Scott Mescudi aka Kid Cudi about his latest movie Need for Speed (2014), his latest CD "...
 
5 Mar. 2014
Episode #8.37
In her opening monologue, guest host Khloé Kardashian talks about what is true and what is false about what is written about the Kardashian family in the tabloids. Khloé and her round table panelists Ian Karmel, Heather McDonald and Jo Koy discuss Justin Bieber's father partying with him, Bill Clinton posing for a photograph at a charity fundraiser with two women who ended up being hookers, a New Mexico woman being arrested for assaulting her mother with a vibrator, and the new documentary series on Lindsay Lohan airing on OWN. Khloé chats with guest, magician Justin Willman, about hosting Cupcake Wars (2009), the first time they met when he made a spider appear on the back of her ...
 
6 Mar. 2014
Episode #8.38
In her opening monologue, guest host Mary McCormack talks about the challenges of being Chelsea's friend. Mary and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Fortune Feimster and Whitney Cummings discuss a thirty-one year old man claiming to be Michael Jackson's biological son, Simon Cowell walking around shirtless in public with his girlfriend and child, many of the women of The Bachelor (2002) complaining about what a loser Juan Pablo Galavis is, Rush Limbaugh complaining that the Girl Scouts just appointed a lesbian as chief, and cable television ads in New Jersey for physicians who will prescribe medical marijuana. Ian Karmel talks about it being Girl Scout cookie season. And Mary chats with guest Allison Janney about her ...
 
10 Mar. 2014
Episode #8.39
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what it was like to do the first week of her latest stand-up/book tour in semi-sobriety. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Claire Titelman and Ross Mathews discuss someone trying to break into Chelsea's house last week while she was away on her tour, Toronto mayor Rob Ford getting the change to Daylight Savings Time wrong, Justin Bieber's smug attitude while making a legal deposition, Robin Thicke making public declarations at his concerts that he wants his wife Paula Patton back, and Stacy Keibler secretly marrying Internet millionaire Jared Pobre. And Chelsea chats with guest Minnie Driver about her new show About a Boy (2014), ...
 
11 Mar. 2014
Episode #8.40
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the state of local television news shows. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Jamie Lee and Julian McCullough discuss yesterday's season finale of The Bachelor (2002), the new app Lulu where women can rate their male lovers, and a 911 call in Portland from a man reporting that the household cat was terrorizing the family. And Chelsea chats with guest Emily Mortimer about her new show Doll & Em (2013) in which she stars with her best friend Dolly Wells, movie makeup to portray aged characters, also starring in The Newsroom (2012), and her relationship with her chain smoking mother.
 
12 Mar. 2014
Episode #8.41
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about not understanding why certain things that seem to be popular are indeed popular. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Emily Heller and Kurt Braunohler discuss Tinder adding a celebrity verification feature, a new book which claims that Alex Rodríguez is a narcissistic a**-hole, and a New York comedian who rented a cab so that he could pick up passengers and scare them with his ten foot albino python. Chelsea shows the debrief she had with Cameron Diaz following their recent interview. And Chelsea chats with guest Adam Levine about his show The Voice (2011) and not being able to swear as a judge/coach...
 
13 Mar. 2014
Episode #8.42
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about seeing an old friend on television. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Grace Helbig and Bobby Lee discuss a pastor criticizing Frozen (2013) because he believes it is trying to indoctrinate young people into being gay, sixty-five year old Steven Tyler rumored to be dating his twenty-something assistant, a group of former passengers suing Carnival cruises for $5,000 per month for the rest of their lives stemming from a 2013 cruise where passengers were stranded on board for five days with no flushing toilets, air conditioning or fresh food, and use of LSD within a ...
 
17 Mar. 2014
Episode #8.43
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the aftermath of the earthquake that hit Southern California this morning. Chelsea and her round table panelists Heather McDonald, April Richardson and Jo Koy discuss the earthquake, the latest news of the missing Malaysian Airlines airplane, Guinness pulling their sponsorship of the New York City St. Patrick's Day Parade for not allowing homosexuals to march in the parade identifying themselves as such, and Chris Brown being held in a Malibu jail for not abiding by the conditions of his anger management rehab and the associated news that Aubrey Graham aka Drake and Rihanna are now officially...
 
18 Mar. 2014
Episode #8.44
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the range of physical therapies available. Chelsea and her round table panelists Margaret Cho, Liza Treyger and Ross Mathews discuss Pope Francis refusing to meet with Russell Crowe for fear of causing a spectacle, Matthew Roloff and Amy Roloff of Little People, Big World (2006) separating after twenty-six years of marriage, Billy Dee Williams' Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) themed dance on Dancing with the Stars (2005), a Long Island postal carrier in trouble for dumping thousands of pieces of mail, and a twenty-three year old man getting wasted on his flight from Massachusetts to Florida to check into rehab and getting arrested for being unruly instead. And Chelsea chats with guest Theo James about his new movie Divergent (2014), his big...
 
19 Mar. 2014
Episode #8.45
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the one person in the entertainment business that is busier than her right now. Chelsea and her round table panelists Greg Fitzsimmons, Whitney Cummings and T.J. Miller discuss George Clooney having a new new international lawyer girlfriend, John Mayer suing a friend of Charlie Sheen's, a man in Gainsville Florida peeing on people in public, and Duke University student Belle Knox expanding her sex work now that she has been outed as a porn star. And Chelsea chats with guest Geoff Stults about his new show Enlisted (2014), partying with his co-stars at his house, and how he managed to get a photo of himself with Vice-President Joe Biden.
 
20 Mar. 2014
Episode #8.46
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about a speech Brad Wollack recently made at his alma mater, USC. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jen Kirkman, Nicole Byer and Brad Wollack discuss a Star magazine article about Chelsea going on a bender in Belize, figure skater Johnny Weir breaking up with his husband, the latest update on the missing Malaysian Airlines airplane, a study that states that unflattering selfies are leading to an increase in plastic surgery, and a seventy year old Italian man who hired a prostitute and found out that she is his son's fiancée. And Chelsea chats with guest, two-time Olympic...
 
24 Mar. 2014
Episode #8.47
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler demonstrates why you should set the ones you love free. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Ryan Stout discuss Tommy Hilfiger naming David Beckham the underwear model of the century, a rise in vasectomies in March so that men can stay at home to watch March Madness, and a new app called Cloak that helps you avoid the people you don't want to see. Ian Karmel and Chris Franjola makes cases for why they should be the next The Bachelor (2002). Chelsea chats with guest Drew Brees about his endorsement of the Microsoft Tablet and how it will be integrated into the NFL, and his wife being pregnant with their fourth ...
 
25 Mar. 2014
Episode #8.48
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the challenges that families face. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Sarah Colonna and Ron G. discuss Amanda Seyfried stating that she likes doing love scenes, Christian respondents' answers to a survey concerning what they will give up for Lent, Pornhub reporting that more gay porn is viewed online in all southern US states than anywhere else in the country, an Alabama court denying a lesbian couple's divorce petition since Alabama does not recognize gay marriage, and a study that found that people force their own food restrictions on their dogs. And ...
 
27 Mar. 2014
Episode #8.49
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about liking to see good stories recreated for a camera. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Sarah Tiana and Ian Karmel discuss some people being supposedly allergic to wi-fi, Pornhub reporting that people spend eleven minutes per day browsing their porn site, most millennial moms not being married, and a new app called BroApp which allows men to send preprogrammed text messages so that they can spend uninterrupted time with their bros without being bothered by their girlfriends. And Chelsea chats with guest Rick Ross about his new CD "Mastermind", ...
 
31 Mar. 2014
Episode #8.50
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the changes between her current stand-up/book tour and ones she's done in the past. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Loni Love and Ross Mathews discuss Jiffy's transformation from serious musician to comedy writer to stand-up comic musician, Ross' recent trip to Palm Springs, the series of big earthquakes to hit southern California in recent weeks, the deadline to sign up for Obamacare being tonight, Arnold Schwarzenegger's three post-governorship movies being bombs, Epic Records releasing a new Michael Jackson CD, and a planned tour of Amy Winehouse's hologram being denied by her ...
 
1 Apr. 2014
Episode #8.51
In his opening monologue, new show host Chuy Bravo talks about what changes he will be making to the show now that he is host. Chuy and his round table panelists Ben Gleib, Arden Myrin and Kurt Braunohler discuss issues around the Ukraine, it being April Fool's Day (at which time, host Chelsea Handler re-assumes her hosting duties), Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott renewing their wedding vows, an exclusively lesbian cemetery in Berlin, and Pat Robertson's roundabout compliment to Jews. And Chelsea chats with guest Demian Bichir about his new movie Dom Hemingway (2013), his show The Bridge (2013), being named ambassador for the ACLU for immigrant rights, his take on Chuy's Spanish, being from a family of theater ...
 
2 Apr. 2014
Episode #8.52
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she likes about nuggets. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ron Funches, Fortune Feimster and Julian McCullough discuss the Putins' divorce being finalized, OK Cupid encouraging their users not to visit their website using Firefox since Firefox's president made a donation to an anti-gay organization, only four of the original six members of KISS being inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame as a group, and Mexican drug cartels causing a worldwide shortage of limes. And Chelsea chats with guest Mark Cuban about his show Shark Tank (2009), truly being a basketball fanatic regardless of his...
 
3 Apr. 2014
Episode #8.53
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what it takes to be an effective politician with regard to messaging. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Betsy Sodaro and Dov Davidoff discuss Rob Ford being the only person on Toronto council to vote against congratulating Paralympians and renaming a street in the city after Nelson Mandela, Nigella Lawson being refused entry into the US since she has admitted to cocaine use, a New Jersey girl who sued her parents for spending what she thought should have been money used for her college education getting a $56,000 scholarship from West New England University, and the ...
 
7 Apr. 2014
Episode #8.54
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the highlights of the latest stop in North Carolina on her book/stand-up tour. Chelsea and her round table panelists Nick Thune, Jen Kirkman and Ian Karmel discuss George W. Bush's series of painting portraits depicting world leaders, the divorce rate in China increasing, most Americans not being able to identify the Ukraine on a map, and the latest in Chelsea's encouragement of staffer Ryan Basford to come out of the closet. And Chelsea chats with guest Mindy Kaling about her show The Mindy Project (2012) and she having a lot of sex on it, her mother being a doctor, meeting French President François Hollande at a state dinner at ...
 
8 Apr. 2014
Episode #8.55
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the next logical step in yesterday's public showing of staffer Ryan Basford's private home video. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Beth Stelling and Kurt Braunohler discuss a Long Island nursing home that hired male strippers as entertainment for the residents, Prince William Windsor and Kate Middleton going on a tour of New Zealand with their son Prince George, smart cars in San Francisco being flipped over, and reports that Reverend Al Sharpton was once a drug informer. And Chelsea chats with guest Jamie Foxx about his new movie Rio 2 (2014), being late for his own radio show, the reasons why he loves Miami, often walking ...
 
9 Apr. 2014
Episode #8.56
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about May 16, 2014 being Barbara Walters' last day on The View (1997). Chelsea and her round table panelists Kerri Kenney-Silver, Dustin Ybarra and Heather McDonald discuss a woman going on a topless rampage in a Florida McDonald's, Peter Jackson volunteering his private plane to search for Malaysian Airlines flight 370, a seemingly abandoned boat filled with a ton of marijuana washing up on the beach at Malibu, and a school for aspiring reality TV stars. And Chelsea chats with guest Sebastian Stan about being in his latest movie Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) despite his character being killed off in Captain America: The First Avenger (2011), having attended school at Rutgers and his experience ...
 
10 Apr. 2014
Episode #8.57
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the large number of famous creepy families that have lived in the US, leading to discussion on the art of the hug. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jo Koy, Claire Titelman and Ryan Stout discuss North Korea being in final negotiations to air a handful of western television programs including Teletubbies (1997), an Argentinean school that teaches how to do yoga with horses, a list from a 1998 woman's studies class on what heterosexual women should do when meeting a lesbian, and a neighbor dispute in Italy stemming from one man's claim that he's too good at sex ...
 
14 Apr. 2014
Episode #8.58
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how she uses social media and how others can be as savvy as she is in its use. Chelsea and her round table panelists Sarah Colonna, April Richardson and Ross Mathews discuss Coachella having started this past weekend, a photo tweeted to US Airways of a naked woman having sex with a model airplane, a Danish teenage girl being arrested for sending an obviously fake terrorist threat via Twitter to American Airlines, and figure skater Johnny Weir and his husband reconciling with public caveats. And Chelsea chats with guest Amy Schumer about her show Inside Amy Schumer (2013), the difference between roles offered in...
 
15 Apr. 2014
Episode #8.59
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she does to keep her mind sharp. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Jessimae Peluso and Josh Wolf discuss gambling and a bet that Chelsea won, the stipulations in figure skater Johnny Weir and his husband's reconciliation, and Martha Stewart's meticulous neatness on a recent commercial flight. And Chelsea chats with guest Marlon Wayans about his latest movie A Haunted House 2 (2014), celebrities in prison for tax evasion, a part of his body that winks besides his eye, the large number of siblings he has and going on a stand-up tour with some of them, and Michael Yo being his opening act on a recent stand-up ...
 
16 Apr. 2014
Episode #8.60
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about pushing one's body to the limit. Chelsea and her round table panelists Julian McCullough, Bobby Lee and Whitney Cummings discuss Debbie Rowe wanting custody of her three children with Michael Jackson, Manhattan prostitutes using the Airbnb house sharing website to set up temporary brothels, a three year old Nebraska boy that went missing who was eventually found across the street from his house inside a toy vending machine, and naked zones being designated within the City of Munich. And Chelsea chats with guest Ellie Goulding about her latest CD "Halcyon Days", her song "Beating Heart" which is featured ...
 
17 Apr. 2014
Episode #8.61
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why spring is her least favorite season. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Loni Love and Matt Braunger discuss Johnny Depp stating that he wants more kids and doesn't know how to text, older guys booking vacations at spring break hot spots in order to hook up with younger girls, a woman in Rome who went to a fertility clinic which accidentally implanted her with an embryo of another woman, and researchers having learned how to grow vaginas in a lab. And Chelsea chats with guest Brooklyn Decker about her latest show Friends with Better Lives (2013), having the same birthday as both her mother and ...
 
21 Apr. 2014
Episode #8.62
In her opening monologue, guest host Khloé Kardashian talks about currently living with her brother Rob Kardashian and asks how she should acknowledge Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner's wedding anniversary now that they're separated. Khloé and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Heather McDonald and Josh Wolf discuss Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott dealing with his infidelity in a new reality show called True Tori (2014), a teenager who survived stowing away in the wheel well of an airplane flying from San José to Maui, a high school senior being suspended for three days for asking Miss America to the prom while she was giving a talk at the school, and the advent of powdered alcohol or "palcohol" ...
 
22 Apr. 2014
Episode #8.63
In his opening monologue, guest host T.J. Miller, being a method actor, talks about how he prepared for this guest hosting gig. T.J. and his round table panelists Jen Kirkman, Fortune Feimster and Bobby Lee discuss Gisele Bündchen being audited because she's on Forbes richest list while having paid no taxes last year, James Franco calling New York Times theater critic Ben Brantley a little bitch for giving him bad review in "Of Mice and Men", the extreme measures New Yorkers are taking in response to the worldwide lime shortage, and a study that found that men do not have the ability to attract women when speaking in a sexy voice. And T.J. chats with ...
 
23 Apr. 2014
Episode #8.64
In her opening monologue, guest host Loni Love talks about why she and other people may like being on television. Loni and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Sarah Colonna and Chris Franjola discuss People magazine's 50 most beautiful people of 2014, reports that George Clooney stormed out of a dinner with hotelier Steve Wynn after Wynn starting railing on Barack Obama for Obamacare, a woman who runs a cat sanctuary being caught using donated money for personal items including Chelsea Handler's books, and a woman who was being booked on a minor traffic violation being found to conceal a loaded revolver in her private parts. Heather McDonald talks about how getting a cat saved...
 
24 Apr. 2014
Episode #8.65
In her opening monologue, guest host Mary McCormack talks about "friend" Chelsea's Single White Female (1992) tendencies. Mary and her round table panelists Julian McCullough, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Ian Karmel discuss President Barack Obama's encounter with a humanoid robot in Japan, Richard Gere being mistaken for a homeless man when he didn't break character while filming a movie in New York, Jon Hamm asking that people stop talking about his large penis which has taken on a life of its own, and the FDA talking about regulating e-cigarettes. Guy Fieri visits Chuy at his taqueria. And Mary chats with guest Ian Somerhalder about his shows The Vampire Diaries (2009) and Years of Living Dangerously (2014), his single status and his crush on Chelsea, and ...
 
28 Apr. 2014
Episode #8.66
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the racist comments made by Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling over a series of telephone conversations to his much younger "girlfriend" V. Stiviano. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ron Funches, Heather McDonald and Brad Wollack discuss those conversations between Sterling and Stiviano, marriage-phobic George Clooney getting engaged to international lawyer Amal Alamuddin, and Eliot Spitzer's divorce being finalized and the details of the settlement. And Chelsea chats with guests Giuliana Rancic and Bill Rancic about their show Giuliana & Bill (2009), being married for seven years, their initial differences in the want or not want to have children and how many ...
 
29 Apr. 2014
Episode #8.67
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why, growing up, she was connected to the television shows airing on MTV. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Liza Treyger and Jo Koy discuss Donald Sterling being fined by the NBA for his racist comments, the fines which include being banned from anything to do with the NBA for life, Paula Deen going on tour, husband and wife Paul Simon and Edie Brickell getting into a public domestic dispute, and a forty-two year old teacher giving a full body lap dance to a fifteen year old student for his birthday. And Chelsea chats with guest Hugh Dancy about his show Hannibal (2013), both appearing on Conan (2010) last night with Conan O'Brien ...
 
30 Apr. 2014
Episode #8.68
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about a comment about her sex life that she made on Conan (2010) being picked up by the media, and one other person who she knows that echoes the sentiments of those comments. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Claire Titelman and Greg Fitzsimmons discuss the long line up of celebrities who are wanting to buy the Los Angeles Clippers, V. Stiviano stating that she could one day become president, and Prince Harry Windsor breaking up with his latest serious girlfriend. Brad Wollack and Chuy Bravo host a life advice class for new graduates with guest Katherine Schwarzenegger. And Chelsea chats with guest Helen Hunt about her latest movies Decoding Annie Parker (2013) and Ride (2014) the latter ...
 
1 May 2014
Episode #8.69
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about one corporate sponsorship ad that caught her eye. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Arden Myrin and Tone Bell discuss Kanye West working on a three hour spoken word album (yes, on vinyl), a New York company called Rent-a-Gent where attractive men are available for rent for non-sexual services, a report that women over 70 are having the best sex of their lives, and the growing trend of summer camp for adults. And Chelsea chats with guest Tyler Glenn about Neon Trees' new CD "Pop Psychology", having recently come out, being gay and Mormon, having gone on a two year ...
 
5 May 2014
Episode #8.70
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the interview Barbara Walters conducted with V. Stiviano about her relationship with Donald Sterling. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Liz Carey and Julian McCullough discuss Toronto mayor Rob Ford being caught smoking crack again and checking himself into rehab for alcohol abuse, Ben Affleck caught counting cards at a Vegas casino, Chase Bank closing the accounts of porn stars because of their profession, people who associate with people who are divorced being more likely to get divorced themselves, and a woman caught having sex on a flight being handcuffed to her seat next to her parents afterward ...
 
6 May 2014
Episode #8.71
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she loves rap music and rappers. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, April Richardson and Gary Valentine discuss Monica Lewinsky speaking up about her affair with Bill Clinton, North Carolina Republican senate candidate Steve Wiles being outed as a former drag queen named Mona Sinclair, and a former back up dancer for Britney Spears suing the singer for breaking her nose while in rehearsals. And Chelsea chats with guest Jane Lynch about her shows Glee (2009) and Hollywood Game Night (2013), not being a drinker, her fondness for coffee and sushi, performing in a cabaret styled show in New York City, and her take on the Steve Wiles ...
 
7 May 2014
Episode #8.72
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the difficult world of live television. Chelsea and her round table panelists Kevin Christy, Jen Kirkman and Josh Wolf discuss V. Stiviano's past coming to light including four arrests and using at least five aliases, Toronto mayor Rob Ford stating that rehab is "amazing" and like football camp, Clay Aiken currently being in a too close to call race for the Democratic nomination for a seat in congress in North Carolina, an eighth grade teacher's assignment for his students to write a paper on whether the Holocaust was real or a scheme to elicit public empathy, and studies that show ...
 
8 May 2014
Episode #8.73
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how difficult it is to get people out of your life. Chelsea and her round table panelists Nick Thune, Heather McDonald and Ian Karmel discuss Vladimir Putin enacting a new law that bans profanity at arts and cultural events, a new product called Pet Chats that allows pet owners to chat with their pet over the Internet, and a southern California high school where the boys select their prom dates in an NFL styled draft. Chris Franjola recounts how he got his first agent. And Chelsea chats with guest Dave Franco about his new movie Neighbors (2014), his resemblance to co-star Zac Efron, how Efron fractured his hand on ...
 
12 May 2014
Episode #8.74
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about Michael Sam making history by being the first openly gay person to be drafted by the NFL. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Nicole Byer and Chris Franjola discuss Clay Aiken winning the Democratic nomination for North Carolina congress as his opponent died, the Michael Sam draft, elevator surveillance video of Solange Knowles assaulting Jay-Z while Beyoncé Knowles looked on, Donald Sterling's apology on Anderson Cooper 360° (2003), and the police looking for a man who held up a waffle house using a pitchfork. And Chelsea chats with guest Connie Britton about her show Nashville (2012) on which Michelle Obama recently made a cameo appearance, life in the south, and not having had sex ...
 
13 May 2014
Episode #8.75
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her new addiction to sports gambling. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Loni Love and Moshe Kasher discuss Solange Knowles removing all photographs of sister Beyoncé Knowles from her Instagram account, Donald Sterling stating that Magic Johnson is no role model because he has AIDS, and Alec Baldwin getting arrested for riding his bicycle the wrong way down a street. And Chelsea chats with guest Sandra Oh about her last episode airing this week of Grey's Anatomy (2005), originally auditioning for the role of Dr. Miranda Bailey and the process of the testing, how she came up with the last name Yang for her character, and performing on ...
 
14 May 2014
Episode #8.76
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about some of the public backlash she's received in her life. Chelsea and her round table panelists Sarah Colonna, Grace Helbig and Fortune Feimster discuss an update of the Solange Knowles/Beyoncé Knowles/Jay-Z situation, Justin Bieber being under investigation for potential robbery, and Karl Rove stating that he believes Hillary Rodham Clinton was hospitalized for brain damage. Heather and Chris help Chuy with his online dating life. And Chelsea chats with guest Jason Priestley about his just published memoirs, his wife being his makeup artist and how they met, and the story of spending five nights in jail with Russians for a DUI.
 
15 May 2014
Episode #8.77
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, during this prom season, talks about how she plans to rectify the fact of never having attended her prom. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dustin Ybarra, Jen Kirkman and Ryan Stout discuss academic arguments for lowering the national drinking age in the the US from the current twenty-one, a radio sponsored block party in Philadelphia getting out of control in part due to lack of toilet facilities, an Oklahoma teacher turning herself into the police after having sex with a student, and the trend of brides getting cosmetic surgery on their hands to show off their ...
 
19 May 2014
Episode #8.78
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about only now getting addicted to Breaking Bad (2008). Chelsea and her round table panelists Ron Funches, Sarah Tiana and Brad Wollack discuss highlights of this past weekend's 2014 Billboard Music Awards (2014), Johnny Weir and his husband physically fighting again, and Kentucky Derby and Preakness winner California Chrome being allowed to wear his previously banned nasal strip at the Belmont Stakes. And Chelsea chats with guest Evan Peters about his latest movie X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014), what really happened concerning a bar fight involving his female American Horror Story (2011) co-stars, and his friendship with Emma Roberts which was slow to happen.
 
20 May 2014
Episode #8.79
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she thinks about in the lead up to summer. Chelsea and her all Asian round table consisting of Michael Yo, Bobby Lee and Jo Koy discuss a family who provide a review of Michael's stand-up routine, and a new North Korean law that requires male college students to have the same hairstyle as Jong-un Kim. And Chelsea chats with guest Iggy Azalea about her new CD "The New Classic", moving from her native Australia to Florida by herself at age sixteen, then moving to Houston then Atlanta, being a cleaning woman when she was a teenager, why she's stopped crowd surfing at ...
 
21 May 2014
Episode #8.80
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she's learned from watching Breaking Bad (2008). Chelsea and her round table panelists Sarah Colonna, Heather McDonald and Ian Karmel discuss Macklemore denying dressing up like a Jew, and Channing Tatum calling himself a functioning alcoholic. In the latest installment of "Judge Lately", she presides over a case between two Ecuadorian exchange students who are roommates. And Chelsea chats with guest Charlize Theron about her latest movie A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014), their disagreement over the merits or lack thereof of Chelsea's Christmas gift of gluten free cupcakes, their thoughts on marriage, and her dance routine with Seth MacFarlane on The Oscars (2013).
 
22 May 2014
Episode #8.81
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how she believes she's like Barbara Walters. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Arden Myrin and Julian McCullough discuss Sherri Shepherd and her husband divorcing he who wanted to add some "domineering master" clauses to their pre-nup, a group wanting to hold a gun rally in a Chipolte's restaurant which has a no gun policy, a black Nazi cabbie in New York City, and a man in Houston suing who he thought was his stripper girlfriend for things he loaned her such as his computer and Harry Potter DVDs that she refuses to return. And Chelsea chats with guests Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler about their ...
 
26 May 2014
Episode #8.82
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with help from the Cosmo Theatre Troupe, provides sex advice to the loving couple. Chelsea and her round table panelists Greg Fitzsimmons, Morgan Murphy and Josh Wolf discuss Ricky Martin stating that he wants to experience the whole process of coming out again, and a British study that found that smarter people tend to stay up later and partake in recreational drugs and sex. Regina the Makeup Lady chats with Hoda Kotb more than she does her makeup. And Chelsea chats with guest Joel McHale about his latest movie Blended (2014), tweeting a photo of himself, Julie Chen and Leslie Moonves that went viral, the goings-on in late night talk, his ...
 
27 May 2014
Episode #8.83
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she did to deal with the withdrawal after binge watching the entire series of Breaking Bad (2008). Chelsea and her round table panelists Kurt Braunohler, April Richardson and T.J. Miller discuss Kurt's jet-skiing on the Mississippi River fundraiser, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding in Italy this past weekend, a video of Steven Tyler jamming on the streets in Lithuania while Aerosmith is on tour there, and an Arizona high school featuring a two-page spread of pregnant students in their yearbook. And Chelsea chats with guest Terry Crews about his latest movie Blended (2014), his latest book entitled "Manhood", and his admission that he has ...
 
28 May 2014
Episode #8.84
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about being pissed off with false advertising, especially when it comes to television shows. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Fortune Feimster and Matt Braunger discuss confirmation that Apple is buying Dr. Dre's Beats headphones for $3 billion, Florida Republican legislator Charles Van Zant claiming that standardized school tests are designed to turn students gay, a study presented in Popular Science stating that shorter men live longer, and victoriamilan.com reporting that the top reason why women cheat is that they find their partner annoying. Chuy ...
 
29 May 2014
Episode #8.85
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how to make money in the movie business. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Sarah Colonna and Jen Kirkman discuss George Clooney planning to get married in the castle where Downton Abbey (2010) is filmed, on-line gaming sites already taking bets on when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will get divorced, American Girl doll company discontinuing some of their ethnic dolls, and the existence of a mystery cash fairy in the San Francisco Bay area who leaves money in secret places. And Chelsea chats with guest Lea Michele about her CD "Louder", her new book "Brunette Ambition", meeting each other for the first time at ...
 
2 Jun. 2014
Episode #8.86
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she learned by attending a lesbian wedding. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Jessimae Peluso and Brad Wollack discuss Chelsea encountering a man who was beating his penis in a public drinking water fountain, Donald Sterling going to a black Baptist church to make amends to all black people, and Toronto mayor Rob Ford starting his reelection bid after he gets out of rehab and returns to work on July 1. And Chelsea chats with guest Kelly Osbourne about her show Fashion Police (2002), breaking her foot while falling off a treadmill, her new MAC cosmetics line, and her father now being sober for a ...
 
3 Jun. 2014
Episode #8.87
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her disappointment in today's man. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Natasha Leggero and Josh Wolf discuss a bride sewing her month old baby into the train of her wedding dress for the ceremony, the Daily Mail reporting that George Clooney is only getting married to advance his political aspirations, and Casey Kasem's wife Jean Kasem throwing meat at his daughter. Chuy holds a healthy lifestyle seminar. And Chelsea chats with guest Giovanni Ribisi about his latest movie A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014), how he lost his virginity, parenting his seventeen year old daughter and an incident at her school's art fair, and ...
 
4 Jun. 2014
Episode #8.88
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how difficult it is to get one's message out in today's mass media. Chelsea and her round table panelists Nicole Byer, Heather McDonald and Ryan Stout discuss Justin Bieber using the racial slur "N" word in a video made when he was fifteen, Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend Casper Smart purportedly sexting with a transsexual, Pope Francis coming out against pets as a replacement for children, and upscale New York parents hiring professional packers to pack their children's suitcases for summer camp at an average cost of $1,000. And Chelsea chats with guest Austin Mahone about his latest CD "The Secret", having just turned eighteen...
 
5 Jun. 2014
Episode #8.89
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her recent experience with Tinder. Chelsea and her round table panelists Kevin Christy, Whitney Cummings and Jo Koy discuss an Alabama church having a billboard which contains a quote by Adolf Hitler, columnist Maureen Dowd's account of eating a pot laced candy bar, and Chelsea now loving cannabis wine. And Chelsea chats with guest Colin Hanks about his show Fargo (2014) and filming in Calgary, and sporting a Stanley Cup playoff beard and having superstitions around how he supports his favorite team the Los Angeles Kings.
 
9 Jun. 2014
Episode #8.90
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about things she will never understand, and things she totally understands. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dustin Ybarra, Arden Myrin and Ross Mathews talk about yesterday's Tony Awards, Miss Indiana in the Miss USA pageant purportedly failing to make the top 10 since she has a "normal" body, Hillary Rodham Clinton defending her exorbitant speaking fees as the Clintons were $11 million in debt by the time they left the White House, a veterinarian shooting a man wearing a gorilla suit with a tranquilizer gun at a zoo since he believed it was a real escaped gorilla, and a drunken ...
 
10 Jun. 2014
Episode #8.91
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about having too many passions in life. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Sarah Colonna and April Richardson discuss Michael Jackson's three children's joint allowance increasing from $5 million to $8 million per year since his estate had a good year, Barack Obama making an impromptu stop at a Starbuck's, a new product called chickfly pants which allows women to relieve themselves easily out in the wild, and a woman on the beach getting into an altercation with a man she thought was taking photos of her with his drone. And Chelsea chats with guest Channing Tatum about his latest movie 22 Jump Street (2014), his GQ...
 
11 Jun. 2014
Episode #8.92
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the competitive world of national morning talk shows. Chelsea and her round table panelists Julian McCullough, Liza Treyger and Jen Kirkman discuss a female animal researcher who admits that in the 1960s she gave hand jobs to a dolphin, a Floridian named Crystal Metheney who was arrested for shooting firecrackers out her car window, Donald Sterling seen out with two beautiful young black women, and the problems in Brazil leading up to the start of the World Cup. And Chelsea chats with guest Jenny Slate about her latest movie Obvious Child (2014) and whether her role is autobiographical, and why she drinks ...
 
12 Jun. 2014
Episode #8.93
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, in the lead up to Father's Day, talks about the contributions terrible fathers have made to society and the economy. Chelsea and her Father's Day round table panelists Jeff Wild and his son Ben Wild, Daniel Maurio and his son Marcello Maurio, and Brad Wollack and his son Spencer Wollack discuss the book "Do Fathers Matter?" which posits that fathers provide their children with the sense to take risks by their roughhousing, and researchers at NASA and MIT figuring out how to beam wireless Internet signals to the moon. Chris and Heather help newly single Ian with his online dating profile. And Chelsea chats ...
 
16 Jun. 2014
Episode #8.94
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what happened on her stand-up tour in Las Vegas this past weekend. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ron Funches, Heather McDonald and Ian Karmel discuss both the Los Angeles Kings winning the Stanley Cup and the World Cup starting this past weekend, and the Game of Thrones (2011) season 4 finale airing last night. And Chelsea chats with guest Jason Biggs about his show Orange Is the New Black (2013), the reason he and his wife Jenny Mollen declined Chelsea's invitation to vacation together in Tulum, the flak he received for posting his baby's photos and videos on Instagram a few days after the birth, what Jewish things he does, ...
 
17 Jun. 2014
Episode #8.95
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what laughter can accomplish. Chelsea and her round table panelists Greg Fitzsimmons, Sarah Tiana and Julian McCullough discuss today's results from the World Cup including the US defeating Ghana, Leonardo DiCaprio partying in Brazil with eighty women on a yacht, and a suspected Mexican drug lord when trying to enter Brazil for the World Cup who was arrested at the airport in Rio since he used his real name. And Chelsea chats with guests Tonya Reneé Banks, Elena Gant, Traci Harrison, Terra Jole, Briana Manson and Christy McGinity about their show Little Women: LA (2014), Terra's previous appearance on Chelsea's show, the likelihood of regular sized parents having dwarf offspring and ...
 
18 Jun. 2014
Episode #8.96
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the medical emergency she faced last night. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Michael Yo and Josh Wolf discuss today's results from the World Cup, Chicagoans dissing Donald Trump for what they consider the large gaudy "TRUMP" sign he placed on the side of one of his buildings, and Donald Sterling seen out with two Asian and two black women. And Chelsea chats with guest Laverne Cox about her show Orange Is the New Black (2013), being the first transgendered person to appear on the cover of Time magazine, the difference between being transgendered and transsexual, her dating life, and having appeared on I Want to Work for Diddy (2008) ...
 
19 Jun. 2014
Episode #8.97
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the pitfalls of summer flings. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Fortune Feimster and Ryan Stout discuss Dr. Mehmet Oz being in trouble with the Senate for endorsing health and medical products on his show that have no scientific evidence of working, an apartment complex in Brooklyn that caters specifically to people into polyamory, some bars in Alaska dispensing free pregnancy tests, and an anesthesiologist suspended for sexting during surgery. And Chelsea chats with guest Meagan Good about her new movie Think Like a Man Too (2014), being married to a minister/movie executive, the details ...
 
23 Jun. 2014
Episode #8.98
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about some of her past relationships, most specifically with 50 Cent and what went wrong. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Jenny Mollen and Sarah Colonna discuss today's results from the World Cup, the mug shot of a Stockton California criminal going viral on the Internet because people think he's sexy, a Chinese billionaire taking 250 homeless people out for a three course lunch and giving each $300 as a parting gift, and a boat crashing into the offshore runway lights at LaGuardia Airport because there was a consensual three-way going on aboard the boat...
 
24 Jun. 2014
Episode #8.99
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how people express themselves through dance. Chelsea and her round table panelists Bobby Lee, Loni Love and Ian Karmel discuss today's results from the World Cup, American Apparel owner/founder Dov Charney being fired for being a liability to the company because of his sexist behavior, an American exchange student getting stuck inside a giant stone vagina sculpture in Germany, and Alex Rodríguez wanting to move back into the apartment building at 15 Central Park West but the building management not wanting him back. And Chelsea chats with guest Jenna Dewan-Tatum about her show Witches of East End (2013), she and ...
 
25 Jun. 2014
Episode #8.100
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how women are taking control of their "private parts". Chelsea and her round table panelists Adam Ray, Jen Kirkman and Brad Wollack discuss World Cup news including Uruguay striker Luis Suárez biting an opposing Italian player, North Korean dictator Jong-un Kim vowing retaliation against the United States because of a new Seth Rogen movie which depicts the attempted assassination of Kim, and a Today (1952) undercover investigation which found how filthy airplanes still are after being cleaned. And Chelsea chats with guest Gabriel Iglesias about his new stand-up concert movie The Fluffy Movie (2014), having recently lost over ...
 
26 Jun. 2014
Episode #8.101
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about she having many musical connections in her life despite she not being musically inclined. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brody Stevens, April Richardson and Jo Koy discuss why Chuy has no World Cup news today, a 180 pound bear falling through a skylight into a children's party in Juneau Alaska, an update of the Chinese billionaire who tried to feed homeless people a fancy meal, and Speaker of the House John Boehner planning to sue Barack Obama for misusing his executive powers. And Chelsea chats with guest Chris Rock about hosting this weekend's BET Awards, the imminent end of ...
 
30 Jun. 2014
Episode #8.102
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how surprised she is about how interested she has been in this year's World Cup, and the affect it has had on the workings of the show. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Heather McDonald and Julian McCullough discuss Tinder and Grindr use being up in Brazil because of the World Cup, successful businesswoman Tina Roth Eisenberg believing that all successful and powerful people can easily answer the question of what superpower they believe they have, a man named King Nazir Muhammad who believes that all women should become lesbians to make this ...
 
2 Jul. 2014
Episode #8.103
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the mistakes she's made while hosting this show as the Cosmo Theatre Troupe provides its last words of wisdom. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Loni Love and Brad Wollack discuss Hasbro developing an Osama bin Laden action figure with the CIA's help, flight attendants in China forced to learn kung fu in order to fend off terrorists aboard airplanes, and researchers in Croatia who have witnessed a pair of male bears housed in a nature sanctuary regularly performing oral sex on each other. And Chelsea chats with guest Melissa McCarthy about her latest movie Tammy (2014), Chelsea ...
 
3 Jul. 2014
Episode #8.104
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, in the lead up to the Independence Day weekend, talks about the freedoms Americans take for granted. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Arden Myrin and Kurt Braunohler discuss Kurt jet skiing down the Mississippi River from Chicago to New Orleans as a fundraiser, and a sixty-four year old Fresno man being caught with meth in his car with a subsequent search of his retirement home finding the equipment for a meth lab. In a fashion show, Heather, as emcee, explains this summer's fashion trends. And Chelsea chats with guest Susan Sarandon about her latest movie Tammy (2014), her ...
 
14 Jul. 2014
Episode #8.105
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her recent trip to Europe, which, before her stand-up shows in Dublin and London, had an extended stopover in Iceland, where she vacationed with her extended family. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Fortune Feimster and Ian Karmel discuss Germany winning the World Cup, LeBron James rejoining the Cleveland Cavaliers after his acrimonious departure from the team in 2010, a man taking a selfie while running with the bulls in Pamplona, and Bill Gates investing in a remote controlled implantable birth control device. And Chelsea chats with guest Ben Falcone about his latest movie Tammy (2014)...
 
15 Jul. 2014
Episode #8.106
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her life as a filmmaker, and what inspired her most recent production. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Loni Love and Gary Valentine discuss the state of Texas deciding not to issue license plates that have a Confederate flag on it, and the Supreme Court decision to uphold Hobby Lobby's right not to subsidize birth control in their employee health plan for religious reasons. And Chelsea chats with guest Christine Teigen about her new competition cooking show Snack Off (2014), Chelsea seeing her husband John Legend earlier in the day at an unusual location, initially meeting John ...
 
16 Jul. 2014
Episode #8.107
In her opening monologue on this, the seventh anniversary of the show's premiere episode, host Chelsea Handler talks about her love of the fight. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Bobby Lee and Ross Mathews discuss a video of Charlie Sheen at a late night drive-thru, celebrities tweeting about the crisis in Palestine, and Arizona Republican congressional candidate Adam Kwasman's stance on illegal Mexican immigrants and tweeting a photo of a school busload of children believing they were immigrants but in reality were US citizens. And Chelsea chats with guest Dane Cook about his new movie Planes: Fire & Rescue (2014), bulking up for a role as an astronaut, ...
 

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