Jack Donaghy: Couldn't you just inject something right into his heart?
Dr. Leo Spaceman: I'd love to, but we have no way of knowing where the heart is. See, every human is different.
Dr. Leo Spaceman: Is it 411 or 911?
[Dials three numbers]
Dr. Leo Spaceman: New York. Uhhh... Diabetes repair, I guess?
Tracy Jordan: My genius will not be denied. I'm like Mozart. and you're like that guy who was always jealous of Mozart.
Frank Rossitano: Salieri?
Tracy Jordan: No thank you. I already ate.
Jack Donaghy: When will this be made public, sir? I want my mother to know before she dies so goes to her grave a defeated woman.
Liz Lemon: I'm feeling pretty drunk.
Jack Donaghy: Well, it's business drunk, it's like rich drunk. Either way, it's legal to drive.
Liz Lemon: To get through it I pretended he was a sandwich.
Tracy Jordan: My genius is come alive... like toys when your back is turned.
Liz Lemon: Hey nerds! Guess who's got 2 thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi!
Tracy Jordan: Which of my hobbies should I indulge first... videogames or pornography?
Jack Donaghy: Mr Geiss, I'm so sorry, I just found out you're here. I'd have my assistant sit on his naughty stool if he didn't love it so much.
Jack Donaghy: Why do I smell self-tanning cream and teeth whitener?... Banks!
Devon Banks: [to Jack] There is no meeting today. See I convinced the board to have an emergency meeting last night. I tried to call you, but not on the phone, so you may not have heard me.