- Jack Donaghy: When will this be made public, sir? I want my mother to know before she dies so she goes to her grave a defeated woman.
- Jack Donaghy: Couldn't you just inject something right into his heart?
- Dr. Leo Spaceman: I'd love to, but we have no way of knowing where the heart is. See, every human is different.
- Dr. Leo Spaceman: Is it 411 or 911?
- [Dials three numbers]
- Dr. Leo Spaceman: New York. Uhhh... Diabetes repair, I guess?
- Jack Donaghy: What's wrong with him, Leo?
- Dr. Leo Spaceman: Well, to the untrained eye, he'd appear to be what we in the medical community call "sleeping." But he is, in fact, in a diabetic coma, which could've been avoided by what we call "eating."
- Tracy Jordan: My genius will not be denied. I'm like Mozart, and you're like that guy who was always jealous of Mozart.
- Frank Rossitano: Salieri?
- Tracy Jordan: No, thank you. I already ate.
- Liz Lemon: I'm feeling pretty drunk.
- Jack Donaghy: Well, it's business drunk, it's like rich drunk. Either way, it's legal to drive.
- Liz Lemon: Hey nerds! Guess who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi!
- Pete Hornberger: Tracy, what are you doing? They need you in wardrobe!
- Tracy Jordan: I'm inventing a porn video game.
- Pete Hornberger: Let this man work! No one is to disturb him!
- Jack Donaghy: Mr. Geiss, I'm so sorry, I just found out you're here. I'd have my assistant sit on his naughty stool if he didn't love it so much.
- Devon Banks: [to Jack] There is no meeting today. See I convinced the board to have an emergency meeting last night. I tried to call you, but not on the phone, so you may not have heard me.
- Tracy Jordan: I was born to design a video game where characters get weird with each other for golden points. My genius will not be denied.
- Tracy Jordan: A porn video game? It can't be done. Look, Tray, history's greatest perverts have tried: Walt Disney, Larry Flynt, the Japanese...
- Frank Rossitano: Is that... is he finished?
- Kenneth Parcell: [whispers as Tracy sleeps in his office] Not yet, but don't disturb him. He can't keep going like this. He was up for six hours straight.
- Frank Rossitano: [looks at Tracy's plans for the porn video game and begins to cry] My god. He's a genius.
- Tracy Jordan: I'll think of an idea. Something that'll change the world... Eureka!
- Dot Com: What is it, Tra?
- Tracy Jordan: We should call Eureka! She always has good ideas.
- Jack Donaghy: You're getting a fine son-in-law, sir. Banks would do... anything... for the company.
- Don Geiss: I know there's no love lost between you and Devin. You've both been competing for the same job for almost a year, hanging in there while so many others cracked under the pressure, like Bob Duncan.
- Jack Donaghy: The head of the stress ball division hanged himself.