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Witless Protection (2008) 2.9
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2.9/10 from 4,658 users
Metascore: 17/100
Reviews: 19 user | 34 critic | 6 from Metacritic.com The story centers on a small-town sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman. The kidnappers turn out to be FBI agents assigned to protect her and ... See full summary » Director:Charles Robert Carner |
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Sheriff Smoot
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Elmer
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Gus
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Tater
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Ricardo Bodi
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Norm
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Omar
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Claudia Michelle Wallace | ... |
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The story centers on a small-town sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman. The kidnappers turn out to be FBI agents assigned to protect her and deliver her to a big Enron-type corruption trial in Chicago but are later found to be on the take and are villains who are bent on killing her. Written by anonymous
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Country:
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22 February 2008 (USA) See more »Also Known As:
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Budget:
$7,500,000 (estimated)Opening Weekend:
$2,116,692 (USA) (22 February 2008)Gross:
$4,131,640 (USA) (14 March 2008)Company Credits
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Written by Omar Dykes (as Omar Kent Dykes), Ray Wylie Hubbard
Performed by Omar and the Howlers/www.omarandthehowlers.com
Produced by Omar Dykes (as Omar Kent Dykes) and Kevin Wommack
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Produced by Omar Dykes (as Omar Kent Dykes) and Kevin Wommack
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Which was not very. I didn't want to watch this movie. I mean after Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector and Delta Farce, I nearly ripped my cousin apart for dragging me to see them. But I wanted to see a movie and this was just about the only thing that I had not already seen. I had to have a little hope since I'm a big Blue Collar fan. But, Witless Protection was packed with not-so-funny jokes and idiotic situations that only a certain buck-toothed, slovenly demographic will laugh at. If you were insulted by the preceding sentence, then this movie isn't for you either as it is offensive itself.
Jenny McCarthy is fun to look at. But that doesn't makes up for the rest of this "movie" in no way whatsoever. Stick to animated movies, Larry.
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