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Release Date:
22 February 2008 (USA)
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Tagline:
Protecting America's assets.
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The story centers on a small-town sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman...
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4 nominations
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Cast
(Cast overview, first billed only) | Larry The Cable Guy | ... | Deputy Larry Stalder |
| Richard Bull | ... | Sheriff Smoot |
| J. David Moeller | ... | Elmer |
| Will Clinger | ... | Bo |
| Omar Dykes | ... | Gus (as Omar Kent Dykes) |
| Reno Collier | ... | Tater |
 | Jenny McCarthy | ... | Connie |
| Yaphet Kotto | ... | Alonzo Mosely |
 | Ivana Milicevic | ... | Madeleine |
| Dan Waller | ... | Agent Orange / MIB #1 |
 | Rick Le Fevour | ... | MIB #2 |
| Joseph Luis Caballero | ... | MIB #3 (as Joe Caballero) |
| Sean Bridgers | ... | Norm |
 | Gerry Bednob | ... | Omar |
| Claudia Michelle Wallace | ... | TSA Woman |
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Rated PG-13 for crude and sex-related humor.
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USA:97 min
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Yaphet Kotto who plays agent Alonzo Mosely also played agent Alonzo Mosely in the Robert De Niro film Midnight Run (1988).
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Continuity: When Larry first leaves the diner to rescue the victim, the cars in the street change several times.
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Larry the Cable Guy (Daniel Lawrence Whitney) is an excruciatingly funny stand-up comedian. He knows how to hit a mark. It's obvious he's disciplined enough to fulfill all the requirements of doing a workmanlike job in front of a camera.
Yet.
Doing a movie with this level of scripted awfulness is a witless and heartless crime. Why is stupid acceptable? Why waste "Larry?"
Because there are enough lunkheads who will pay from seven to ten bucks to see this trash in a theatre (we thought we'd take a chance on it, using a Netflix gift membership, so it wouldn't cost us anything).
Witless was the perfect adjective.
And no amount of Jenny McCarthy's skin could make this movie any better.