IMDb >
Witless Protection (2008)
Watch It
Buy it at Amazon
Rent it at Blockbuster.com
Discuss in Boards More at IMDb Pro Add to My Movies Update Data
BETA
Discuss in Boards More at IMDb Pro Add to My Movies Update Data
Quicklinks
Top Links
trailers and videosfull cast and crewtriviaofficial sitesmemorable quotesOverview
main detailscombined detailsfull cast and crewcompany creditstv scheduleAwards & Reviews
user commentsexternal reviewsnewsgroup reviewsawardsuser ratingsparents guiderecommendationsmessage boardPlot & Quotes
plot summarysynopsisplot keywordsAmazon.com summarymemorable quotesFun Stuff
triviagoofssoundtrack listingcrazy creditsalternate versionsmovie connectionsFAQOther Info
merchandising linksbox office/businessrelease datesfilming locationstechnical specslaserdisc detailsDVD detailsliterature listingsNewsDeskPromotional
taglines trailers and videos posters photo galleryExternal Links
showtimesofficial sitesmiscellaneousphotographssound clipsvideo clipsWitless Protection (2008) More at IMDbPro »
| Photos (see all 22 | slideshow) | Videos (see all 7) |
Overview
User Rating:
Director:
Writers (WGA):
Release Date:
22 February 2008 (USA)
more
Tagline:
Protecting America's assets.
Plot:
The story centers on a small-town sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman...
more
| add synopsis
Awards:
4 nominations
more
NewsDesk:
(25 articles)
Rotten Tomatoes' Worst Movies of the Decade
(From Get The Big Picture. 28 September 2009, 2:18 AM, PDT)
Rotten Tomatoes Picks the Worst Movies of the Decade
(From FilmJunk. 25 September 2009, 12:27 PM, PDT)
(From Get The Big Picture. 28 September 2009, 2:18 AM, PDT)
Rotten Tomatoes Picks the Worst Movies of the Decade
(From FilmJunk. 25 September 2009, 12:27 PM, PDT)
User Comments:
Unfairly Maligned
more (14 total)
US TV Schedule:
Cast
(Cast overview, first billed only)| Larry The Cable Guy | ... | Deputy Larry Stalder | |
| Richard Bull | ... | Sheriff Smoot | |
| J. David Moeller | ... | Elmer | |
| Will Clinger | ... | Bo | |
| Omar Dykes | ... | Gus (as Omar Kent Dykes) | |
| Reno Collier | ... | Tater | |
| Jenny McCarthy | ... | Connie | |
| Yaphet Kotto | ... | Alonzo Mosely | |
| Ivana Milicevic | ... | Madeleine | |
| Dan Waller | ... | Agent Orange / MIB #1 | |
| Rick Le Fevour | ... | MIB #2 | |
| Joseph Luis Caballero | ... | MIB #3 (as Joe Caballero) | |
| Sean Bridgers | ... | Norm | |
| Gerry Bednob | ... | Omar | |
| Claudia Michelle Wallace | ... | TSA Woman |
Additional Details
MPAA:
Rated PG-13 for crude and sex-related humor.
Parents Guide:
Runtime:
USA:97 min
Country:
Language:
Color:
Aspect Ratio:
1.85 : 1 more
Sound Mix:
Certification:
Filming Locations:
Company:
Fun Stuff
Trivia:
Yaphet Kotto's character has a different name in the DVD than in the theatrical version (see Alternate Versions entry).
more
Goofs:
Continuity: In several scenes driving down the highway running from the F.B.I, the seat belts change between both vehicles.
more
Quotes:
Movie Connections:
Featured in The Musicians of Witless Protection (2008) (V)
more
FAQ
This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.more (14 total)
Message Boards
Discuss this movie with other users on IMDb message board for Witless Protection (2008) moreRecommendations
If you enjoyed this title, our database also recommends:
Show more recommendations
|
|
|
|
|
| Eraser | The Night Before the Divorce | Custer's Last Stand | C'era una volta il West | Fury |
|
IMDb User Rating:
|
IMDb User Rating:
|
IMDb User Rating:
|
IMDb User Rating:
|
IMDb User Rating:
|
Related Links
| Full cast and crew | Company credits | External reviews |
| News articles | IMDb Comedy section | IMDb USA section |
| Add this title to MyMovies |









Now, I don't think this was a great movie. It's something to watch when you're at home with nothing to do and it happens to come on T.V. Maybe something to pick up out of the bargain bin at your local video store when it's for sale for $2.00. But that said, I did find it entertaining in places, and I don't think it deserves to be in the bottom 100 movies of all time.
I try to generally be forbearing of all kinds of humor. But exactly what is funny about a disgusting, boorish, stupid buffoon with zero redeeming qualities who is exaggeratedly and impossibly inept at everything he does but nonetheless manages to be perceived as some kind of hero or genius by law enforcement/the populace is and has been lost on me since I was a child. That is what Larry the Cable Guy is in Delta Farce and Health Inspector. I guess this is also what makes people like his comedy, but on stage he is just some (fake) redneck talking and making redneck jokes, so I can at least understand people finding that humorous. He is not in charge of anything, he is not responsible for the health of a town, nor does not have an armed humvee filled with weaponry. I can't sympathize with his stupid characters.
In this movie at least, I can sympathize with his goals, because they're actually human. He is a small town cop who naively dreams about being in the FBI. He is bumbling but nonetheless capable of moments of competence and of surprising cleverness. He has areas of actual expertise, a world view that can be understood, the morals and ethics of a decent (if backwards and unsophisticated) person. He feels like a real person. And I like that.
Witless Protection isn't that funny a movie. But it's more entertaining than the majority of made for T.V. capers you see these days. It has its moments. I really don't see how it can possibly be lower rated than his other movies. It's not 'mindless,' more intelligent than Health Inspector and Delta Farce, and nowhere near the level of movies like Gigli and Daddy Day Camp.