- Gene: Listen, you're not the one who's going to have to knit himself a new arse after 25 years of aggressive male affection in prison showers. I'm coming with you!
- Sue: Oh. It's you. It took two bottles of bleach and a can of Ajax to get your stink off this doorstep.
- Gene: My stink? You saw me here?
- Sue: Saw you? I had to step over your carcass. Now me, I would've just left you there but that's what friends are for.
- Gene: Friends?
- Sue: The young lad who came and poured you into the back of his van. It was him who needed help, he looked like he'd been in the wars with that bandaged hand.
- Sam Tyler: You can't go in there. You're public enemy n°1.
- [Gene puts on big sunglasses]
- Sam Tyler: That's your idea of a disguise?
- Gene: I pass through crowds like the invisible man
- [they get out of the car, Ray and Chris drive up]
- Ray Carling: Guv! It's Morgan. We've got to bring you in.
- Gene: And another thing. I intend to drink the equivalent of the North Sea in whisky tonight so raid your piggy banks.