- Little John: I *helped* you!
- Little John, Ceris: [sarcastically] Yeah, thanks for that. Where's the loot?
- Djaq: I knew a man once who got up, milked all his goats, and then went right back to bed, all in his sleep.
- Will Scarlett: What?
- Much: What?
- Djaq: But it's true! His wife saw it.
- Will Scarlett: And didn't she wake him up?
- Djaq: Are you mad? She went out and bought six more goats.