Secret Diary of a Call Girl (2007–2011)
Belle: I love London. I love it's rudeness, it's lack of community, it's impatience. I even love the weather. But most of all I love the anonymity. The first thing you should know about me is that I'm a whore. In the world of children in bikini and grandmothers in "fuck me in the ass" boots, the surest way to tell a prostitute, is to look for the woman in the designer suit.
Belle: Locate the lifts. Glide past reception. Look like you know where you're going. Don't attract too much attention. Be fabulous but forgettable. You should also know that this isn't the real me.