Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Life Is a Cabaret (2019)

Emily Hampshire: Stevie Budd

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• David Rose : [Enters the motel office to see Stevie sitting at her desk]  Uh-oh!

  Stevie Budd : Hi!

  David Rose : Hi!

  Stevie Budd : Who are those for?

  David Rose : They're for you! I wanted to wish you luck for your big show! You're stepping very far out of your comfort zone and I think that takes a lot of courage.

  Stevie Budd : I don't think I've ever heard you use the word courage before outside of criticizing people's style choices.

  [David makes a face] 

  Stevie Budd : What's going on?

  David Rose : Nothing

  Stevie Budd : You're only this happy when you have gossip or there's something in the news about Oprah?

  David Rose : There's something in the news about Oprah. She just got an espadrille.

  Stevie Budd : David?

  David Rose : You have a show to focus on! We'll celebrate tonight

  Stevie Budd : Celebrate what?

  David Rose : You!

  [short pause] 

  David Rose : The show!

  Stevie Budd : Okay then! I guess I'll see you tonight! Bye!

  David Rose : Fine!

  [Showing Stevie his hand] 

  David Rose : Patrick proposed and I said yes!

  Stevie Budd : Oh my god! OH MY GOD DAVID!

  David Rose : I know!

  Stevie Budd : Wholly GOD David!

  [Stevie hugs David] 

  Stevie Budd : I'm so happy for you!

  [Pushes David by his shoulders] 

  Stevie Budd : When did this happen?

  David Rose : Last night!

  Stevie Budd : Oh my god!

  David Rose : Are you okay?

  Stevie Budd : Yes! I'm just happy!

  David Rose : See? This is why I wanted to wait!

  Stevie Budd : No! I'm glad you told me. You just caught me off guard. It's just nerves. Which reminds me I have to get back to learning this script because there's a scene that I just can't get.

  David Rose : Well, you are the only person that I've told. If you could just keep this to yourself that would be great.

  Stevie Budd : Okay! Congratulations David!

  David Rose : Thank you!

• David Rose : Stevie!

  Stevie Budd : I'm sorry I'm late. I went to Almdale and got stuck in traffic.

  Jocelyn Schitt : Stevie! Thank god you're here!

  David Rose : I'm sorry. I never should have told you!

  Stevie Budd : No! Patrick gave me his blessing to pick something up. I hate driving to Almdale I could have done this any other time this week but I will yell at Patrick later.

  David Rose : I thought you were upset?

  Stevie Budd : These are for you. Soon you'll be moving in with Patrick and I won't be around to give you towels when you need them.

  David Rose : Thank you. I love the monogram and the thread colour choice. I love you in this outfit!

  Stevie Budd : Hey! Pretty soon you're going to be a married man. Oh! Mrs. Rose, Were you planning on taking my place?

  Moira Rose : No, I was just here to offer support. Excuse me I'll just go.

  [Weeping] 

  David Rose : Good luck!

• David Rose : [Standing on the chair]  Everyone? I would just like to say a big congratulations to Team Cabaret. You guys were awesome. Speaking of love...

  Roland Schitt : [Raspy voice]  Somebody got engaged!

  David Rose : Speaking of love, I'm so glad that you're all here because Patrick and I have an announcement to make.

  Jocelyn Schitt : [Very drunk]  They're getting married!

  David Rose : Jocelyn! I'm the one standing on the chair! Two years ago I went to fill out some paperwork for my business license and little did I know I would meet the love of my

  [Moira's phone starts ringing] 

  David Rose : MY. GOD!

  Moira Rose : Sorry, this is me. It's probably press. I'm sorry David I have to take this. I already know about your engagement!

  [blows David kisses] 

  Ronnie Lee : So you're engaged to him?

  David Rose : Okay, so this shouldn't be so hard!

  Alexis Rose : Oh my god, David spit it out!

  David Rose : Oh my god! Fine! I met someone who changed my life and I don't know what I would do without him? So yes, we all know that Patrick and I are engaged!

  Moira Rose : NO! NO! NO!

  Stevie Budd : My God!

  Johnny Rose : [Everyone runs into the other room to find Moira collapsed on the floor]  If it's a bad review Moira I wouldn't trust local critics.

  Moira Rose : They shelved the Crowing! It's over.

  [Moira crawls into a closet, shuts the door and starts crying] 

  Johnny Rose : [Standing in front of the closet door]  Show's over people! Nothing here to see.

  David Rose : Okay everyone if you can just leave your champagne flutes here. Unless you still want to make a toast?

  [Patrick shakes his head no] 

  David Rose : Okay just leave your champagne flutes here. Thank you!

• Patrick Brewer : Miene Damen und Herren, Ladies and Gentlemen, I am your host.

  Patrick Brewer , Alexis Rose , Stevie Budd , Twyla Sands , Jazzagal #1 , Cast Member , Jazzagal #3 : [singing]  Wilkommen, Bienvenue Welcome, Fremde, Etanger Stranger Hello stranger Glukich zu sehen, Je suis enchanter Enchante madame Happy to see you, bliebe, resta, stay, wir saghen Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome raw Fremde, etanger, stranger ooh Glukich zu sehen, je suis enchante happy to see you, bleibe, resta, stay, wir saghen Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome, to Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cab-a-ret