Steve: [Steve and Janey are armwrestling] I'm Big Daddy.
Janey: And I'm Margaret Thatcher.
[she beats him]
Granny: [Gran is recounting the first time she met her son in law] Oh you know, he says Mrs Berkenshaw, he says, my family was in financial circumstances. Oh, I said, so was mine, I said. Mine was in iron and steel.
Haley: Where they?
Granny: Yeah. In a manner of speaking. My mum ironed, dad stole.
Mother: Busy with your flowers, dear?
Father: No Marjorie, I'm sliding around on a roller skate in a grass skirt with a banana on my ear.
Mother: Oh, that reminds me.
Mother: I forgot banana's.
Metal Mickey: Isn't this exciting?
Miss Beadle: Yes indeed.
Metal Mickey: I don't know why I fancy you. After all, you are nasty, creepy, mean...
Miss Beadle: Go on, go on.
Metal Mickey: Grim, rude, stupid.
Miss Beadle: You're amazing!
Metal Mickey: Sorry, not stupid.