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Nailed (I) (2007)

Video  -  Action | Comedy | Horror  -  10 July 2007 (USA)
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A revolutionary procedure performed in the jungles of Guatemala gives rise to an unspeakable horror when one doctor discovers how to implement mind control. By injecting a deadly cocktail ... See full summary »

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Tashi Martel ...
The Nailed
Glenn Ruehland ...
The Duster
Frank Hruby ...
The Suit
Samantha Noble ...
The Daughter
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The Deciever
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The Bounty Hunter (as Ben Hanley)
Steve Hirst ...
The Tracker
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The Doktor
Michael Hatrick ...
The Executive
Bradley Tomlinson ...
The Previous Victim
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The Goon - #1 (as Michael Duncan)
...
The Goon - #2
Roland K. Smith ...
The Stoned Stoner (as Walrus)
Daniel Collins ...
The Bent Stoner (as Walrus)
Mark Taylor ...
The Fried Stoner (as Walrus)
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A revolutionary procedure performed in the jungles of Guatemala gives rise to an unspeakable horror when one doctor discovers how to implement mind control. By injecting a deadly cocktail straight into the brains of the world's unwanted, a new slave race is created - available for sweat shops, sex farms and private mercenary armies. One huge corporation is slowly building an army of pseudo-zombies who are ripe for export. But one escapes, he wakes with no knowledge of who he is or how he got there - all he knows is that his life is in danger. And he holds the secret that could bring the entire deadly army down... Written by Nobby Rodriguez

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He's building an army. One nail at a time. See more »

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Action | Comedy | Horror

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Release Date:

10 July 2007 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Undead Hazard  »

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Budget:

AUD 1,000 (estimated)
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Trivia

The film had a production budget of $1,000.00 (Australian) See more »

Quotes

The Doktor's Secretary: What do you want?
The Duster: He saw who killed my daughter. I want to know who did the killin'.
The Doktor's Secretary: Nobody who's been treated - or half treated - has ever been fixed.
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Good times! See more »

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Remake of Nailed (2004) See more »

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Out Here
Written & Performed by Walrus
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Obviously low budget. Undeniably B-grade. Unconventionally weird.
11 July 2007 | by (LA, USA) – See all my reviews

NAILED is a strange movie to watch but if you're a fan of odd, underground, low budget film-making it's worth a look. According to the trivia section NAILED's production budget was $1000. If that's the case many of the films shortcomings can be forgiven.

The plot seems both simple and convoluted at the same time. How the characters are connected isn't very clear, though it wraps itself up tidily in the end with a convenient Mexican stand-off that seems to take up a good chunk of NAILED's running time.

There's barely any dialog, save one or two long rants by 'The Doktor' during some sort of brain removal / zombification process and a long, poignant one shot monologue by 'The Daughter' that while well performed seems more at home in a more conventional film.

The performances are uneven: good, bad and ugly - but this somehow just adds to the entertainment - and the bizarre character surprises, for instance what the malfunctioning hit-man 'The Suit' does in his spare time, the sexual revelation of two macho characters or a drug binge by 'The Doktor' and a prostitute are all funny scenes.

There's blood and gore - CG and practical - sometimes well executed, sometimes laughably bad but enough characters get whacked to keep NAILED entertaining, if you're into that sort of thing.


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