Edie Britt: No man respects an easy conquest. I make all my men wait.
Susan Mayer: It's true, she has a little room with magazines and an aquarium.
Edie Britt: I have so missed our friendship.
Travers McLain: What does 'Bad in Bed' mean?
Edie Britt: Well it means that you're not good at making... your bed. Mommy doesn't like people saying she can't make a bed because, trust me, nobody makes a bed as good as your mommy.
Travers McLain: If you want, I can tell people you're good in bed.
Carlos Solis: I'm sorry, I was on the phone to my cousin in Tucson and we always trade bad date stories.
Edie Britt: And to think I went out of my way to spare your feelings.
Carlos Solis: What's that supposed to mean?
Edie Britt: You think you were bored? I've had more thrills leaning up against my dryer.