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"Desperate Housewives" God, That's Good (TV Episode 2007) Poster

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Gabrielle: [after getting breakfast] Breakfast is served. Get em' their hot!

Victor Lang: Marry me?

Gabrielle: They're only toaster waffles.

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Mike Delfino: [Mike walks into Carlos' room, Edie is hiding next to the door]

[whispering]

Mike Delfino: So uh... you got a girl in here?

Carlos Solis: No, why?

Mike Delfino: Because when I came home, I thought I heard sex noises.

Carlos Solis: Nah, that was just me!

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Carlos Solis: Hey, I didn't say we had to stop. I just said we had to be quiet.

Edie Britt: What? I suppose we should tiptoe around like schoolchildren so our parents don't catch us doing it? I feel like I'm 12 again!

Carlos Solis: I'm just saying, I don't think that the whole world needs to know our... 12?

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Susan Mayer: Did I mention that Maggie is an amazing chef? We're embarrassed to be cooking for her.

Maggie Gilroy: Stop. So, um, Mike, do you have a favorite type of cuisine?

Mike Delfino: Nah. After three months of prison food, everything tastes good to me.

Maggie Gilroy: So you were in prison?

Susan Mayer: He was totally innocent.

Mike Delfino: Yeah, a woman was bludgeoned to death, and her blood wound up on my wrench.

Maggie Gilroy: Oh, my god.

Susan Mayer: But he was cleared. All charges dropped. Here. Eat this.

[She shoves an hors d'oeuvre into his mouth]

Maggie Gilroy: It's just so awful. I mean, to go to jail for a crime you didn't commit.

Mike Delfino: Oh, it was just a few months. Now my first stretch for manslaughter... that was brutal.

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Penny: More please!

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Lynette Scavo: [Lynette finds Parker staring into their freezer] Hi buddy, what'cha doing?

Parker Scavo: Nothing.

Lynette Scavo: You seem a little mopey lately, is everything okay?

Parker Scavo: Yeah. Can we go see Mrs. McClusky?

Karen McCluskey: [at the hospital] You guys didn't have to come here, no matter what that CAT scan says, I'm breakin' out tomorrow.

Lynette Scavo: Well Parker really wanted to come see you.

Karen McCluskey: [pats him on the head] Don't tell your brothers, you where always my favorite.

Parker Scavo: [quietly] I saw the man in your freezer.

Karen McCluskey: [Smile fades from her face] Lynette could you run down to the snack bar and get me some green jello?

Lynette Scavo: Oh, sure.

Karen McCluskey: OK, time for a little grown-up talk.

[Lynette sees Parker sitting on the bed with Mrs. McClusky talking to him]

Karen McCluskey: So can you understand now why I had to do what I did?

[he nods]

Karen McCluskey: And you know you can never tell anyone, not even you mom?

[he nods again]

Lynette Scavo: They didn't have jello, so I hope pudding is okay.

Karen McCluskey: Ya know, lets give it to Parker, good boy like him deserves a treat.

[he smiles at her]

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Parker Scavo: [after Lynette tells him no to fudgesickles] I told you she'd say no!

Porter Scavo: Mrs. McCluskey always has some fudgesickles.

Preston Scavo: Yeah, but she's in the hospital.

[they all smile]

Preston Scavo: [the twins hold open a window to Mrs. McCluskey's basement while Parker climbs in through it]

[He opens the chest freezer and finds some melted fudgesickles, but gets a wide-eyed look on his face when he sees a mans body]

Preston Scavo: [Parker comes out the door looking stunned] Where's the ice cream?

Parker Scavo: She didn't have any.

Porter ScavoPreston Scavo: Awe man!

Porter Scavo: There wasn't anything good in there?

Parker Scavo: [deadpanned] No.

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