Dark Helmet gets knocked out by a robot stripper in Skroobs new casino and recalls his origin story as in a dream. Once a young slave named Pannakin Crybaby, he won his freedom in a NasPodrace, was trained in the Schwartz by Yogurt and fell in love with Princess Harley Van Patten. Written by
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From now on, you shall be known as... Dark Helmet.
Thank you master. I will never take this helmet off. Never.
References Desperate Housewives