Dark Helmet gets knocked out by a robot stripper in Skroobs new casino and recalls his origin story as in a dream. Once a young slave named Pannakin Crybaby, he won his freedom in a NasPodrace, was trained in the Schwartz by Yogurt and fell in love with Princess Harley Van Patten. Written by
The TV Archaeologist
Did You Know?
Someday soon, I plan to be president of planet Moron. And you are going to help me.
Why would I do that?
Because I, too am a Sithee.
Yes. But for now... I'm a closet Sithee.