- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night!
- Dr. Reginald Bushroot: Stop that guy!
- Darkwing Duck: [chopping the plants] Ha! Hah! I am the clipper that trims your hedges! I am Darkwing Duck!
- [first lines]
- Darkwing Duck: As a cleverly concocted crime wave crashes over St. Canard, a drowning police force calls Darkwing Duck to turn the tide.
- Drake Mallard: Don't try to fool me. I'm not a normal father, you know!
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Well, call the papers!
- Darkwing Duck: Now I know who's behind the crime wave! How could I be so stupid?
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Does he really want us to answer that?
- Launchpad McQuack: [watching Drake go mad] Gee, do you think something's wrong with him?
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Nothing a good exorcism wouldn't fix...