Tony Soprano: You don't know who I am, do ya?... You remember Johnny? Johnny Boy, your kid brother?... This thing of ours?
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: I was involved in that?
Tony Soprano: Yeah. You and my Dad. You two ran North Jersey.
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: We did?
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: Hm. Well, that's nice.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Tone, I never told this to another livin' soul but...
Tony Soprano: Yeah?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: One time at the Bing, I was alone to meet Eddie Lind. I saw the Virgin Mary.
Tony Soprano: Why didn't you say somethin'? Fuck strippers, we coulda had a shrine. Sold holy water in gallon jugs. Coulda made millions.
Tony Soprano: [after Rhiannon leaves] Wouldn't kick her outta bed for purgin' cookies.
[the cat jumps on the table]
Walden Belfiore: He was at the safe house. We brought him over.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Get him the fuck out. These are snakes with fur. The old Italians'll tell ya, you can't even put 'em around a baby. They suck the breath right out.
Benny Fazio: Well, you're the only baby here, so we're ahead of the game.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Ya wanna be wearin' his fuckin' pelt on ya head?
Carmela Soprano: [about A.J] Oh, I didn't tell you. He spent $200 on a set of CDs that teach Arabic.
Tony Soprano: Jesus Christ, c'mon! Shish-kabob. What else do ya need to know?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: "In the midst of death, we are in life", huh? Or is it the other way around?
Meadow Soprano: I think it's the other way around.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Either version, you're halfway up the ass.
Butch DeConcini: But I know you're disappointed, Phil. I can hear it in everything you're sayin'.
Phil Leotardo: Fuckin' A, I'm disappointed!
Butch DeConcini: I'm thinking... I dunno... Maybe...
Phil Leotardo: What? You're talkin' about reachin' out? We can't go back! Are you outta your fuckin' mind?
Butch DeConcini: No, I know.
Phil Leotardo: Then what'd you say it for?
Butch DeConcini: I didn't, Phil, you did.
Phil Leotardo: Listen, kid. When this is over, we're gonna sit down, me and you.
Butch DeConcini: I hope so.
Phil Leotardo: [rolls eyes] I can't hear ya, you're breakin' up.
Butch DeConcini: I said I hope...
[Phil hangs up]
Janice Soprano: Uncle Jun, I'm afraid I have bad news... Bobby's dead.
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: Ambassador Hotel.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I'm no spring chicken no more. I don't wanna have me dyin' on you and leavin' ya worse off than before.
Tony Soprano: Oh, you with the dead thing! Ya got the arms and upper body of a 20-year-old.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I gotta work at that. And I had the prostate.
Tony Soprano: Alright, sure. Go ahead. I'm a little miffled but yeah, sit with it.
Tony Soprano: You said you wanted to be a lawyer for black people.
Meadow Soprano: Oh, that's all I said? Really? What I said was "The state can crush the individual."
Tony Soprano: New Jersey?
Meadow Soprano: The government. Specifically, the federal government.
Tony Soprano: And what about little babies? They face, uh, meningitis.
Meadow Soprano: You know what really turned me? Seeing the way Italians are treated. It's like Mom says. And if we can have our rights trampled like that, imagine what it's like for recent arrivals.
Tony Soprano: Well...
Meadow Soprano: If I hadn't seen you dragged away all those times by the FBI, then I'd probably be a boring suburban doctor.
Tony Soprano: [Final scene] Tony enters the restaurant and sits down
Carmela Soprano: [Carmela enters the restaurant and sits down the song "Don't Stop Believin' by Journey starts playing] Hey
Tony Soprano: Hey
Carmela Soprano: [Reading the menu] What looks good tonight?
Tony Soprano: I don't know, where's the gagootz?
Carmela Soprano: He just called his on his way, Mead's coming separately she had to go to the doctor
[Tony looks up]
Carmela Soprano: switch birth control
Carmela Soprano: you talk to Mink again?
Tony Soprano: It's Carlo, he's going to testify
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: [AJ enters the restaurant and sits down] onion rings
Tony Soprano: Best in the state as far as I'm concerned
Carmela Soprano: [Waitress brings them their drinks] How was work today?
Tony Soprano: It's an entry level job so bug up
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: right, focus on the good times
Tony Soprano: Don't be sarcastic
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Isn't that what you said one time? Try to remember the times that were good?
Tony Soprano: I did?
Tony Soprano: Well, it's true, I guess
Tony Soprano: [the waitress brings a bowl of onion rings to the table] I went ahead and ordered some for the table
Patrick Parisi: [to Paulie] Ay, we were discussing Dreamgirls. You see it?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: You people are fucked. You're living in a dream. And you still sit here talking about the fucking Oscars? "What rough beast slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?"
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Yeets.
Meadow Soprano: A.J...
Tom Giglione: Yeats?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: The world... Don't you see it? I mean, Bush let Al-Qaeda escape...
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: ...in the mountains? Then he has us invade some other country?
Jason Gervasi: Let's join up, go kill some fuckin' terrorists.
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: It's more noble than watching these jack-off fantasies on TV of how we're kickin' their ass!
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [Waiting in a van] "Half an hour" he says, fucking hour and a half already.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: He is busy, enjoy the music.
[In the safe house]
Anthony Maffei: [Hands Tony an envelope] Right now it's light
Tony Soprano: This situation ain't all bad haven't a green vegetable in over a week
Benny Fazio: Can't even go down to the pork store got to hang around here doing nothing
Anthony Maffei: [Tony gives the cat some food] who's he belong to?
Benny Fazio: He just showed up during the big storm
Tony Soprano: He caught a mouse down in the cellar
Patsy Parisi: A lot of my customers are giving their action to New York
Carlo Gervasi: Power vacuum their taking advantage
Dante Greco: [Walden comes in the front door and greco draws his gun] what the fuck are you coming that way for?
Walden Belfiore: Sorry I forgot
Carlo Gervasi: We're going to meet Paulie down at the hospital and visit Sil you want to come?
Tony Soprano: No, I got some shit I have to do, my daughter
[Tony picks up his assault rifle leaves the room and goes upstairs]
Benny Fazio: Yesterday was his gout
Tony Soprano: [Meeting privately in a car] I thought you weren't coming
Agent Dwight Harris: You don't want to know
Tony Soprano: Actually I do
Agent Dwight Harris: We had Intel that a Sulafa cell was at Newark Airport boarding some man into a 767 to London
Tony Soprano: Your right I don't want to know
Agent Dwight Harris: We get this all the time our source was either wrong or it done to study our response time
Tony Soprano: It happens all the time?
Agent Dwight Harris: What's up my friend?
Tony Soprano: My kid is obsessed with this shit his making a molar out of this, is he right?
Agent Dwight Harris: [Harris' cell phone rings and answers it] Hey, probably another hour just leave it out I'll heat it up then don't leave it out, what do you want me to say?
Tony Soprano: You got tough enough of a job with this terrorism shit I'll let you get home, the reason I called is because those two Arabs that turned you onto when I happened to remember my nephew mentioned a bank that they had an account a branch Demeter Merchant Bank
Agent Dwight Harris: You just remembered that?
Tony Soprano: Yeah
Agent Dwight Harris: Thanks
Tony Soprano: I know you that friend in the Brooklyn office is it possible he knows where Phil Leotardo is? I want to avoid any more of my guys getting hurt
Tony Soprano: I'm just saying if you heard anything from your pal
Agent Dwight Harris: I haven't
Tony Soprano: I figured money sent to the Middle East
Agent Dwight Harris: You're overreaching
Carmela Soprano: [to Meadow] See you Thursday
Meadow Soprano: [to Tony] Hi
Tony Soprano: [to Meadow] Where you going I just got here
Meadow Soprano: I'm really late meeting Patrick in the city,
Carmela Soprano: She smelled that odor too
Tony Soprano: your remodeling will fix all that
Carmela Soprano: Maybe it's toxic maybe we shouldn't be breathing it
Tony Soprano: It's not toxic, the odor is what? 90 years old? Its piss
Carmela Soprano: I've got to get home
Tony Soprano: I'm working on it
Carmela Soprano: I went to see Sil and Gab,oh my God
Tony Soprano: Yeah
Carmela Soprano: [Watching walk AJ walk Rhiannon to the door] Are you being careful? This kind of bothers me
Tony Soprano: What's she going to do? She should use the back door, wouldn't kick her out of bed for purging cookies
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Real funny, we're just friends
Tony Soprano: I know, nice work
Carmela Soprano: She's a model
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: She's doing some modeling, she's a junior in high school
Carmela Soprano: What?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: She's quitting modeling anyway she's tired of being exploited
Tony Soprano: Did you help your mother take the carpets outside? Put them in the sun?
Carmela Soprano: He did
Tony Soprano: Uncle Bobby's funeral is finally set, Thursday we're going to be there
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: How's that supposed to work? We're all in DEFCON 4, living in separate houses, we're going to stand out in the open at a cemetery?
Carmela Soprano: There's always a large FBI presence
Meadow Soprano: She had one American Idol
Barbara Giglione: No
Tom Giglione: Jennifer Hudson? Absolutely
Jason Parisi: Jason G was winner of Italian American Idol he could say "fuck" in one sentence than any other contestant
Meadow Soprano: Uncle Paulie come sit down
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Yeah I'll sit with you I'm young at heart right? Who are you dear?
Tara Zincone: Tara Zincone Bobby's niece
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: My condolences, I've lost two dear friends
Jason Parisi: Sil's hanging on
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I lost Ma last month you can take 2007 and give it back to the Indians
Meadow Soprano: I'm sorry
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: What are going to do? Life goes on
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: It's like America
Jason Parisi: What about it?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: This is still where people come to make it, it's a beautiful idea and what do they get? Bling? Come on's for shit they don't need and can't afford?
Tara Zincone: You're all over the place I don't know what you're trying to say
Tony Soprano: You want a pastry?
Janice Soprano: I need to watch my weight, snag another husband, you're the only one that realizes that's a joke, that joke you made about me giving guys head under the boardwalk
Tony Soprano: He took it so seriously, Bobby
Janice Soprano: Anyway thank you for being here
Tony Soprano: What happens now?
Janice Soprano: Well, Robert already said he wants to go live with aunt
Tony Soprano: What about Sophia?
Janice Soprano: Nica is my daughter she's very much into her older sister, Sophia's out of her mind if she thinks she's getting out of this house
Tony Soprano: Is that a joke? Because that even got by me, in five or six years ago when Johnny Sack bought this house this was all corn fields
Janice Soprano: I'd like to give it a shot with Bobby's kids, Bobby would want it, I put in a lot of effort with Sophia, baking together, I actually think we have a bond, I had therapy, I'm a good mother I put Ma and all her warped shit behind me
Tony Soprano: Good, maybe you can a form a new nuclear family, bring Harpo down here, it's a big place
Janice Soprano: Harpo changed his name, I's Hal now
Tony Soprano: If you need anything you know I'm minutes away
[Tony stands up and leaves]
Agent Dwight Harris: [Over the phone] Multiple calls traced to a pay phone in Oyster Bay Long Island
Tony Soprano: What? Where's the pay phone exactly?
Agent Dwight Harris: Gas station most likely
Tony Soprano: Gas station?
Tony Soprano: His lamed out he might not be able to put his hands on a clean phone
Tony Soprano: Alright, listen, thanks
Tony Soprano: How many fucking times I've told you it's an SUV watch where you park off road the Cadillac converter and the dry vegetation
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: I didn't see the leaves
Tony Soprano: You can grill fucking steaks on that converter, I told you!
Carmela Soprano: If there was children playing in those leaves, you'd run them over?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: I guess?
Tony Soprano: You're going to get cute now?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: I was just answering her question
Meadow Soprano: Dad, he wasn't being funny
Tony Soprano: You mind your own God damn business, unless you want some of this too
Meadow Soprano: [Meadow leaves the room] Mr. Fat mouth
Tony Soprano: What'd you say?
Carmela Soprano: What was going through your mind?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: What do you want from me? I am depressed, I'm supposed to be looking for piles of leaves?
Tony Soprano: You want to get depressed? Thirty thousand dollars for that car
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Isn't that what we have insurance for?
Carmela Soprano: Excuse me? You're not getting another one
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Actually that's good it'll force me to take the bus
Carmela Soprano: What?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: We have to break our dependence on foreign oil
George Pagilieri: [FBI wiretap recording] Cafe Napoli
Tony Soprano: George, its Anthony
George Pagilieri: Your fucking ears must be ringing I just left your friend, the son crying the blues over the situation between you and that outfit over there
Tony Soprano: That's why I'm calling I need you to reach out to the "little guy"
George Pagilieri: His not happy with Phil neither
Tony Soprano: I know, you're not a part of that family, your basically retired, everybody trusts you, what I'm thinking you supply a location, guarantee everybody's safety
George Pagilieri: I could do that
[At a secret sit down meeting]
George Pagilieri: Anybody want a water? The guys are already here, they've been patted down too
Butch DeConcini: We started it? We got a dead comare in Queens and her old Ukrainian father
Tony Soprano: I'm not even going to blame Phil, John Sacrimoni my friend I'm sorry to say was an insecure guy, he created a constant tension within his family which spilled over, go ahead Carmine George was good enough to broker this meeting for us? You just going to sit there?
Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: It didn't have to be this way
Butch DeConcini: We agree it's got too far, Phil's changed, you got my word we'll back off
Tony Soprano: My price is you help us get a location on Phil
Butch DeConcini: I can't go there, but you do what you gotta do
Tony Soprano: One more thing, you hit my brother in law
Butch DeConcini: So?
Tony Soprano: This is my sister we're talking about, she's got to see something out of this
Butch DeConcini: We'll come up with a number?
[They all shake hands and leave]
Uncle Pat: [Referring to Janice] She was inveigling him, she's after his money, you're not even curious about him?
Tony Soprano: [Referring to Junior] He can fucking rot
Dr. Doherty: When you were inpatient you said you might try and get a job
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: I can't now because of the car I need to get a bus schedule, the thing is ever since it blew up I feel like "cleansed" or something
Dr. Doherty: Because it was a polluter?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: No, just watching it go that huge fire ball you have no idea, the heat, my seat melted I've been in it a few seconds before
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I had a meeting down here with Carlo this morning we're supposed to see Butch and them on a couple of items, Carlo didn't show and he don't answer his phone neither
Tony Soprano: What are you thinking?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: That maybe we were had that this Butch has taken out another ranking guy
Tony Soprano: What if he flipped?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Who? Carlo?
Tony Soprano: Well? You there?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: His kid the imbecile
Tony Soprano: Jason?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Patsy told me he got picked up yesterday for selling Ecstasy
Carmela Soprano: [Carmela enters Meadow's room] Miss Hunter, long time no see, oh my God when was it?
Hunter Scangarelo: How are you Mrs. Soprano?
Carmela Soprano: It was right around when you "quit college"
Hunter Scangarelo: Your being kind I was kicked out for partying and drunk driving
Carmela Soprano: I didn't want to say but that was always you, so what are you up to now?
Hunter Scangarelo: I'm in my second year of med school
Carmela Soprano: [Surprised] oh
Hunter Scangarelo: Yeah I completed under grad at Purchase got my act together
Donna Parisi: A man took his horse to a vet and the vet says to him, "Why do you have a long face?"
Patsy Parisi: The horse asks, there's no vet.
Donna Parisi: Right, a horse goes to a vet and the vet looks at his face and says to him, "My friend."
Patsy Parisi: A horse goes to the doctor, the doctor asks, "Why the long face?" She can't tell jokes
Tony Soprano: Speaking of jokers, where's that other son of yours today?
Donna Parisi: I didn't think he was invited.
Carmela Soprano: I just think with all the wedding talk.
Tony Soprano: That pal of his, the other Jason I heard he ran into some trouble, Carlo's Jason.
Donna Parisi: He's a mess.
Patsy Parisi: Alright.
Tony Soprano: Well, he's got no shortage of lawyers here, only this one here would only take the case for free.
[referring to Meadow]
Patrick Parisi: That's why we want her there at Groupman, Groupman and Kerseyo, actually Med and I had some conversations and we may still snag her at the firm when she's done with law school.
Carmela Soprano: No kidding?
Meadow Soprano: We went out to dinner Steven Groupman and the subject came up.
Patrick Parisi: Steven was very impressed with her work at the Law Center, even got into starting salaries, he was talking one seventy.
Tony Soprano: Jesus, sweetheart that's fantastic.
Meadow Soprano: He hadn't had too much to drink.
Patrick Parisi: Don't devalue yourself, we've got a really interesting case right now we're defending James Trofolio the County Commissioner and those corruption charges.
Donna Parisi: [to Patrick] is that your case?
Patrick Parisi: He's got bag men, whores it's fascinating.
Walden Belfiore: [Paulie walks into the room and sees the cat staring at the photo of Christopher] yeah, he does that all the time, sometimes he spends most of the day just staring at his picture you know their funny that way, I had an aunt her cat would only sit at exact corners of the table staring out or the intersection of two walls staring in
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: The fuck? This animal is history today, pick him up
Walden Belfiore: You pick him up
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [Tony enters the room] T, you see this shit?
[Referring to the cat]
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: he says he does it all time
Tony Soprano: [Referring to the cat] Oh yeah? Leave him, his a good guy
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Look at him staring at that dead kid, it gives me the fucking creeps
Tony Soprano: [to Walden] give us some privacy
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [to Walden] what the fuck kind of name is that for an Italian?
Walden Belfiore: I was named after Mr. Bobby Darin, Walden Robert Cassotto
[Walden picks up the cat and leaves]
Tony Soprano: The Cifaretto crew, it's like a Chinese fire drill over there, especially now Carlo's absent
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I know
Tony Soprano: I want you to skipper that thing
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Really?
Tony Soprano: Fucking thing is like one big ATM machine, it's all in construction with New York, it falls right into your kick
Tony Soprano: Jesus Christ I thought you'd be pleased I didn't just hand you a diagnosis of the clap
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: With all due respect I'd just like to mellow it a little
Tony Soprano: [Seeing AJ jogging while driving his SUV] Get in, that's good activity, you can already see a difference
Tony Soprano: I'm going to get back at it myself
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: I'm going to join the army
Tony Soprano: What? Did you sign any shit?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: No, but this week I will I've got to deal with Rhiannon first
Tony Soprano: Rhiannon? What about your mother?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Her too
Tony Soprano: Are you nuts? You want to get sent to Iraq?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Afghanistan, the army's probably good for my career
Tony Soprano: You don't have a career
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Right, my ultimate goal is to qualify for helicopter pilot training afterwards work for Trump or somebody, be their personal pilot
Tony Soprano: I'm not even going to tell your mother about this, and don't you do nothing until we've another chance to talk you hear me?
Tony Soprano: I've got to be frank you people got him out of his room, great so he could be Cannon fodder ?
Dr. Doherty: I wasn't aware of his latest plan
Tony Soprano: On the other hand he can benefit from the training, the discipline
Carmela Soprano: Maybe the army would be great for him, if there wasn't a war going on, he used to veg in front of that TV
Dr. Doherty: He says he wants to get past the hate focus it only on the terrorists I really can't reveal much more
Tony Soprano: Right, even though we're paying, this whole therapy thing I've got to tell you
Dr. Doherty: What
Tony Soprano: My mother was a borderline personality, so what? I don't know if you knew that
Dr. Doherty: No
Tony Soprano: I did not have a very happy childhood
Dr. Doherty: No?
Tony Soprano: There was very little love in the house
Dr. Doherty: His mentioned your mother very briefly
Tony Soprano: She was a very difficult woman, undermining I tried to place her in a retirement community for her own good, she turned on me completely, I could never please my mother
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: [Tony walks up to Uncle Junior] Hello
Tony Soprano: You don't recognize me?
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: We used to play catch
Tony Soprano: You don't remember you shot me? I'm Anthony, Johnny's son
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: The fuck you want? A boot in the rear?
Tony Soprano: Uncle Pat came to see me about Janice, about your money
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: People keep asking me, I don't know there's a man from another galaxy that came here
Tony Soprano: That's your accountant
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: I'm confused
Tony Soprano: Any money should go to Bobby Baccala's kids and Janice might not do that but Bobby was with us, Bobby was a made guy, it wouldn't be right
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: Me? I never had kids
Tony Soprano: You remember where your stash is you let uncle Pat know and as head of the family I'll hold onto it as a guardian for Bobby's kids
Tony Soprano: You remember Bobby?
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: Sure
Tony Soprano: [With teary eyes] You don't know who I am, do you?
Carmela Soprano: Holsten's is the consensus
Tony Soprano: Alright I've got to see some people, I'll meet you there
Carmela Soprano: We're not eating at home tonight I thought we'd go to Holsten's
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: You said we'd have Cannelloni
Carmela Soprano: I have meetings with carpenters
Neil Mink: Somebody's giving grand jury testimony on something
Tony Soprano: So Carlo has flipped
Neil Mink: We don't know but subpoenas are flying my hunch is eighty to ninety percent chance you'll be indicted, fucking gun charge I get sick when I think of it plus interstate fraud and if Carlo starts talking homicide, it's not like we haven't envisioned this day?
Tony Soprano: No, it's not
Neil Mink: Trials are there to be won
Carmela Soprano: As your parents we feel joining the army is in your best interest
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: This country is in a crisis
Carmela Soprano: How can one soldier stop it?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: When my enlistment is up, I could join the CIA or something and with a military background I'd have "a leg up" and as an Arabic speaker I'd be very useful
Tony Soprano: [Sarcastically] I don't understand your going to ask Donald for some time off from your pilot job to go on CIA missions?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Everything's a joke to you
Tony Soprano: I'm not having a good time
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Did you or did you not want me to go to military school?
Carmela Soprano: At least you would've come out an officer, even then I was oppose to it, I hate this idea
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: I'm applying for officers' candidate school I want to be a liaison officer with the local population
Carmela Soprano: Officers' candidate school? You have terrible grades you flunked out of college
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Here we go, that's all this is about right?
Carmela Soprano: No Anthony this is not what it's about, you don't want to go to college, then don't go to college but don't get your legs blown off
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: [dismissively] Always with the drama
Tony Soprano: What's your girlfriend say? The fashion model?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: She doesn't think I should go either
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [Turning down Tony's offer of a promotion] with all due respect and I mean that from the bottom of my heart I'm going to pass
Tony Soprano: I don't fucking believe this, why?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Every guy that ran that crew died prematurely
Tony Soprano: Oh come on
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I beat cancer once you got no idea what that does to you
Tony Soprano: Yeah I know
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Richie Aprile, Ralphie, M.I.A, Vito and who knows with Carlo and Gigi
Tony Soprano: Gigi died taking a shit
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Doesn't mean it's not part of an overall pattern
Tony Soprano: You're going to die yourself you should leave a "package" to leave your niece who has MS, it's like your bullshit with the cat the fucking animal catches mice for us and you'd drown it
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I would
Tony Soprano: His not looking at Christopher a rat died back in the wall or some shit
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I moved the picture, the fucking thing came to the new spot and stared
Tony Soprano: The abstract shapes or something, I'll tell you this, since Christopher's death my gambling luck's turned a one eighty
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Oh, it's fine for you to believe that shit but I can't worry about a jinx? I tell you something from my heart and you laugh it off?
Tony Soprano: I'm not saying there's nothing out there for you but not live your life? What are you going to do? Alright you don't want the job? Then you don't want the job I could put Patsy in there his going to be a part of my family now, it'll be good
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Prick, you always know what to say to me don't you?
Tony Soprano: I'm serious
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I live but to serve you my liege
Meadow Soprano: To what do I owe this chance to go sake bombing?
Tony Soprano: We used to have dinner all the time now you're getting married my chances are flying by, so your brother, our little soldier boy what do you think is wrong with the gagootz?
Meadow Soprano: The world is a sad fucked up place
Agent Ron Goddard: You see Metro News?
Agent Ron Goddard: Your old beat: Phil Leotardo got popped
Carmela Soprano: [to AJ] Not that long ago you talked about owning a club
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Right, you had a problem with that too
Carmela Soprano: A lot of your friends are in film school especially the ones you used to go to clubs with
Tony Soprano: got this screenplay from Danny Baldwin we met at your cousin's movie, Danny hoped I could set him up with some financing and I never read it
Carmela Soprano: You did now
Tony Soprano: Yeah I did now, long story short it's about a private detective that gets sucked into the internet through his data port and his got to solve some murders of some virtual prostitutes
Carmela Soprano: I read it, it's scary
Tony Soprano: The point is I talked to Little Carmine and his interested in developing it through his company
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: He makes porn
Tony Soprano: He made Cleaver, his branching out
Carmela Soprano: You would work for his producer Inga you would be "development executive" on this project
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Really? What's this got to do with clubs?
Carmela Soprano: Hollywood, gossip columns, the night spots
Tony Soprano: And you get some real world experience under the belt you come see me and then we'll talk about me investing in a club, run that past Rhiannon and see what she says