Tony Soprano: You don't know who I am, do ya?... You remember Johnny? Johnny Boy, your kid brother?... This thing of ours?
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: I was involved in that?
Tony Soprano: Yeah. You and my Dad. You two ran North Jersey.
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: We did?
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: Hm. Well, that's nice.
[the cat jumps on the table]
Walden Belfiore: He was at the safe house. We brought him over.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Get him the fuck out. These are snakes with fur. The old Italians'll tell ya, you can't even put 'em around a baby. They suck the breath right out.
Benny Fazio: Well, you're the only baby here, so we're ahead of the game.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Ya wanna be wearin' his fuckin' pelt on ya head?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Tone, I never told this to another livin' soul but...
Tony Soprano: Yeah?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: One time at the Bing, I was alone to meet Eddie Lind. I saw the Virgin Mary.
Tony Soprano: Why didn't you say somethin'? Fuck strippers, we coulda had a shrine. Sold holy water in gallon jugs. Coulda made millions.
Carmela Soprano: [about A.J] Oh, I didn't tell you. He spent $200 on a set of CDs that teach Arabic.
Tony Soprano: Jesus Christ, c'mon! Shish-kabob. What else do ya need to know?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Focus on the good times.
Tony Soprano: Don't be sarcastic.
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Isn't that what you said one time? Try to remember the times that were good?
Tony Soprano: I did?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Yeah.
Tony Soprano: Well, it's true, I guess.
[the waitress arrives with a bowl of onion rings]
Tony Soprano: I ordered something for the table.
Tony Soprano: [after Rhiannon leaves] Wouldn't kick her outta bed for purgin' cookies.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: "In the midst of death, we are in life", huh? Or is it the other way around?
Meadow Soprano: I think it's the other way around.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Either version, you're halfway up the ass.
Butch DeConcini: But I know you're disappointed, Phil. I can hear it in everything you're sayin'.
Phil Leotardo: Fuckin' A, I'm disappointed!
Butch DeConcini: I'm thinking... I dunno... Maybe...
Phil Leotardo: What? You're talkin' about reachin' out? We can't go back! Are you outta your fuckin' mind?
Butch DeConcini: No, I know.
Phil Leotardo: Then what'd you say it for?
Butch DeConcini: I didn't, Phil, you did.
Phil Leotardo: Listen, kid. When this is over, we're gonna sit down, me and you.
Butch DeConcini: I hope so.
Phil Leotardo: [rolls eyes] I can't hear ya, you're breakin' up.
Butch DeConcini: I said I hope...
[Phil hangs up]
Janice Soprano: Uncle Jun, I'm afraid I have bad news... Bobby's dead.
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: Ambassador Hotel.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I'm no spring chicken no more. I don't wanna have me dyin' on you and leavin' ya worse off than before.
Tony Soprano: Oh, you with the dead thing! Ya got the arms and upper body of a 20-year-old.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I gotta work at that. And I had the prostate.
Tony Soprano: Alright, sure. Go ahead. I'm a little miffled but yeah, sit with it.
Tony Soprano: You said you wanted to be a lawyer for black people.
Meadow Soprano: Oh, that's all I said? Really? What I said was "The state can crush the individual."
Tony Soprano: New Jersey?
Meadow Soprano: The government. Specifically, the federal government.
Tony Soprano: And what about little babies? They face, uh, meningitis.
Meadow Soprano: You know what really turned me? Seeing the way Italians are treated. It's like Mom says. And if we can have our rights trampled like that, imagine what it's like for recent arrivals.
Tony Soprano: Well...
Meadow Soprano: If I hadn't seen you dragged away all those times by the FBI, then I'd probably be a boring suburban doctor.
Patrick Parisi: [to Paulie] Ay, we were discussing Dreamgirls. You see it?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: You people are fucked. You're living in a dream. And you still sit here talking about the fucking Oscars? "What rough beast slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?"
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Yeets.
Meadow Soprano: A.J...
Tom Giglione: Yeats?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: The world... Don't you see it? I mean, Bush let Al-Qaeda escape...
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: ...in the mountains? Then he has us invade some other country?
Jason Gervasi: Let's join up, go kill some fuckin' terrorists.
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: It's more noble than watching these jack-off fantasies on TV of how we're kickin' their ass!