Randy Marsh sets the world record for the biggest bowel movement, until Bono comes along and challenges it.
Did You Know?
When Stan is driving to Zürich, the car's registration shows "D" on the blue section to left, with "EINS" on the white. While the "EINS" part is clearly a joke ("eins" being German for "one"), an actual German registration would have the EU flag above the "D". See more
Der President of European Fecal Standards and Measurements
We're sorry Mr. Marsh, but if you cannot crap out the crap, it is not really a crap.
References Little Britain